EA
She wanted to be a nun until that fateful day we met
EA
I beat the crucifix in a, game of, Rus-sian roul-ette
EA
I burned my Beatles records, 'cause she hated number nine
EA
She licked rock cocaine suckers, laughed, said her mom's doing mine
F#mAF#mA
Well, are you an illusion, or am I just getting stoned?
EA
Because I can't take it alone, I can't take it alone
A NC
I hope I didn't just give away the ending
EA
We started limping, caught the handicap shuttle to town
EAE
And yelled "God's healed us" as we ran off, the bus the driver just, frowned
A
By the way this girl was sexy and she wouldn't touch you
EA
That may not be true, but I said it so you'd feel involved with this song
F#mAF#mA
Are you an illusion, or am I just getting stoned?
EAE
Because I can't take it alone, I can't take it alone
A NC
I hope I didn't just give away the ending
EA
We caught a fey taxi driver, I smiled the ride was free
EA
I felt like Amsterdam, she want'd more drugs and maybe me
EA
I told her dealer I was broke, he hired a camera man
EA
We did a porno film for coke, I hear I'm big in Japan
F#mAF#mA
Are you an illusion, or am I just getting stoned?
EAE
Because I can't take it alone, I can't take it alone
A NC
I hope I didn't just give away the ending
EA
We went back to her kitchen, put the coke all in a can
E NC A
Tied up a T.V minister, in walked her dad
EA
He started drinking coffee, too much sugar on the go
EA
He fell dead on the floor, he thought the coke was sweet'n'low
F#mAF#mA
Well are you an illusion, or am I just getting stoned?
E
Bah bah bah bah-bah bah bah
E (hold) A (hold)
Boy was she upset, but then she stole her dad's wallet and
E (hold) A (hold)
I drove him to the hospital, to sell all of his donatable body parts
E (hold) A (hold)
And this is where she dies, they brought a depressed junkie in
E (hold) A (hold)
She shot his Cyanide up, I guess she thought it was Errol Flynn
F#mAF#mA
I'm blamed in the confusion, the po-lice being phoned
AF#m
I don't even love you, we weren't even friends
EAEA
It's just that I can't take it alone, Uh, huh, I can't take it alone
EA
I hope I didn't just give away the ending, I hope I didn't just give away the ending (3x)
EAE
Aw Jesus, Ah shit! I think I just gave away the ending