Intro riff:
   E         E          E          E          E          E          E          E
E|-0---------0----------0----------0----------0----------0----------0----------0-----------|
B|-0-5-0-4-0-0--5-0-4-0-0--5-0-4-0-0--5-0-4-0-0--5-0-4/9-0--5-0-4-0-0--5-0-4/9-0--5-0-4-0--|
G|-1-4-4-4-1-1--4-4-4-1-1--4-4-4-1-1--4-4-4-1-1--4-4-4/9-1--4-4-4-1-1--4-4-4/9-1--4-4-4-1--|
D|-2---------2----------2----------2----------2----------2----------2----------2-----------|
A|-2---------2----------2----------2----------2----------2----------2----------2-----------|
E|-0---------0----------0----------0----------0----------0----------0----------0-----------|

   E         E          E          E          E          E          E          E
E|-0---------0----------0----------0----------0----------0----------0----------0-----------|
B|-0-5-0-4-0-0--5-0-4-0-0--5-0-4-0-0--5-0-4-0-0--5-0-4/9-0--5-0-4-0-0--5-0-4/9-0--5-0-4/21-|
G|-1-4-4-4-1-1--4-4-4-1-1--4-4-4-1-1--4-4-4-1-1--4-4-4/9-1--4-4-4-1-1--4-4-4/9-1--4-4-4/21-|
D|-2---------2----------2----------2----------2----------2----------2----------2-----------|
A|-2---------2----------2----------2----------2----------2----------2----------2-----------|
E|-0---------0----------0----------0----------0----------0----------0----------0-----------|


Interlude melody:

   E                          F#m  
E|----------12-------------|----------9-------------|
B|-------12----12----------|-------10---10----------|
G|----13----------13----13-|----11---------11----11-|
D|-14----------------14----|-11---------------11----|
A|-------------------------|------------------------|
E|-------------------------|------------------------|


[Intro]
E x16

A B
A B
 
[Verse One]  
E                 G#m
Hey the Christmas curtain falls on lawbreakers 
    F#m              A
Who pave the way for thoughtless folks like  
B            E
Me and J who pay 
          G#m
But can't afford the finer things in life, 
         F#m 
So we heist them all 
     A         B                  E
The criminals who never break the law
 
[Solo]
E G#m F#m A B   
E G#m F#m A B   

[Interlude]
E F#m
E F#m E

[Solo]
E G#m F#m A B   
E G#m F#m A B   
  
[Verse Two]
E              G#m  
So, to all you frowns go down to town square and 
F#m                       A                   B                 E
Get some action, from the Christmas girl that lives inside your womb
             G#m
She's always there I think that I'm certain,
    F#m                             A       B  A
You pay to get behind her Christmas curtain
           B                              E
You're the criminal that never breaks the law

[Outro]
E G#m F#m A B   
E G#m F#m A B E