A                   C#m
A kitten on fire, a baby in a blender
D                        A                 A# Bm
Both sound as sweet as a night of surrender
Bm                   E                    A   A# Bm
I know it ain't easy, but you do what you can
 Bm                 E                           A
If your living gets wheezy, you can follow this plan


[Verse 2]
A                          C#m
Put in more than you could ever get out
    D                   A                     A# Bm
I'm tired of talking, I know what you're about
Bm                E                  A
Now, open your mouth, here comes the spoon
             Bm              E                                 A
You're gonna eat what I give you and you're gonna like it real good


[Chorus]
D               E                  A                  F#m
I went over the river and into the woods, where did I go?
D                    E                           A
Where a wood-burning stream flows up through the trees
         F#m         D               E               A
Like the soul of the hottest kind of lover I've ever seen
D                      E               A     B C# D
One who lives to choose another fool's dream

[Solo]
D C#m Bm E
[Verse 3]
  A                    C#m
A good shower head and my right hand
    D                    A        A# Bm
The two best lovers that I ever had
    Bm                E                    A
Now if you find you agree with what I just said
      Bm                 E                          A   A7    
You'd better find a new love and let them into your head


[Chorus]
D               E                  A                  F#m
I went over the river and into the woods, where did I go?
D                    E                           A
Where a wood-burning stream flows up through the trees
         F#m         D               E               A
Like the soul of the hottest kind of lover I've ever seen
D                       E              A
One who lives to choose another fool's dream