G                 C            G            Em
I never thought about the universe, it made me feel small
      Am                                 C         D
Never thought about the problems of this planet at all
G      C        G           Em
Global warming, radioactive sites
Am                   C            D
Billionaire cons and reproductive rights, no!

[Fill]
G C G Em
Am C D
G C G Em
Am C D

[Verse 2]
G                    C               G          Em
Why think of all the bad things when life is so good?
Am                                 C         D
Why help with an "am" when there's always a "could"?
G              C               G               Em
Let Drew Brees worry about the levees breaking free
   Am                         C               D
Outside of Puerto Rico, we're doing fine, you see

[Pre-Chorus]
  G                          F#sus
I don't want changes, I have no reactions
Em                C     D
Your dilemmas are my distractions

[Chorus]
G                D       Em     C
That's no way to go, Franco Un-American
G         D       Em     C
No way to go, Franco Un-American
G         D       Em     C
No way to go, Franco Un-American
G         D       Em
No way to go, Franco, Franco Un-American

[Fill]
G C G Em
Am C D
G C G Em
Am C D

[Verse 3]
G               C      G            Em
I never looked around, never second-guessed
       Am                                 C        D
Then I read the YouTube comments, now I'm always depressed
G               C          G           Em
And now I can't sleep from years of apathy
Am                        C         D
All because I saw kids in cages on TV

[Verse 4]
G             C           G          Em
I'm eating avocados to support Vegan Nation
    Am                                C        D
I'm learning only fake news 'cause of Facebookization
    G            C                  G          Em
I'm watching Joe Rogan like there's gonna be a test
    Am                         C          D
I'm listening to Anti-Flag and singing NOFX

[Verse 5]
         G            C               G             Em
I see no interstellar peace 'cause of zealous Space Forces
     Am                          C               D
Just frat boy Neo-Nazis marching with their tiki torches
G             C              G             Em
Now I can't believe what the Dems did with Bernie
    Am                             C                 D
The president's laughing 'cause he grabbed us by the puss*


[Chorus]
G                D       Em     C
That's no way to go, Franco Un-American
G         D       Em     C
No way to go, Franco Un-American
G         D       Em     C
No way to go, Franco Un-American
G         D       Em
Where can we go, Franco Un-American

[Outro]
  G        D        Em           C
I wanna go east and eat with Japanese again
   G         D        Em                C
Or climb the wall and hang out with the Mexicans
G             D           Em      C
I don't wanna be another "I-don't-care"-ican
G                 D      Em         C
What are we gonna do Franco, Franco Un-American