DmE
I wear women's underwear
AmF
And then I go to strike a pose in my full length mirror
DmE
I cross my legs just like a queer
AmF
But my libido is strong when a lady is near, ya
DmE
What defines a straight man straight?
AmF
Is it the boxer in the briefs or a twelve ounce steak?
DmE
I'll tell you what a woman loves most
Am
It's a man who can slap but can also stroke
DmEAm
Goin' in the wind is an eddy of the truth and it's naked
FE
It's verbatim and it's shakin'
Dm
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
EAm
No, no, no more getting elated
FEE
No more listless invitations
Aaaaah!
DmE
I live by a hospital
AmF
And every day I go out walking past its sickly windows
DmE
I see people dying there
AmFF
But my tender age makes it hard to care
DmE
Incinerator and a big smoke stack
AmF
It's a phallic symbol and it makes me laugh *ha*
DmE
All I need is a heart attack
Am
C'mon, humble my bones with a Cardiac
DmEAm
Goin' in the wind is an eddy of the truth and it's naked
FE
It's verbatim and it's shakin'
Dm
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
EAm
No, no, no more getting elated
FEEDm
No more listless invitations
DmDmDm
For the love of fuck
GGG
For the sake of Pete
CCC
Did you ever really think
FFF
You'd love a guy like me?
DmDmDm
I am the rooster in the morning
GGGG
I'm the cock of the day
CCC
I'm the boxer in the briefs
FFF
I'm a twelve ounce steak
DmGCF
Eh-oh Eh-oh Eh-oh Yehbo
DmGCF
Yehbo Yehbo Yehbo Yehbooooo
BbF
It's verbatim
BbF
And ya, and it's naked
BbF
And ya, and it's shakin'
EEE
It shakes, shakes shakes
DmEAmFDm
Oh oh Yea eah Oh oh Woo ooh ooh!
DmEAmFDm
Oh oh Yea eah Oh oh Woo ooh ooh!
DmEAm
Oh oh Yea eah Oh oh