Riff:
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B|--------1-3--0-1---1p0---------1--3-1-0----|
G|--0--------------0-----2p0--------------0--|
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Intro: F  Am  G  C

   F          Am    G       C
I wish you smelled a little funny
F         Am     G     C
Not just funny really bad
F         Am        G        C
We could roam the streets forever
F          Am        G        C
Just like cats but we'd never stray

(Riff)

   F         Am        G          C
I sometimes wish you were a mermaid
F          Am           G       C
I could raise you in the tub at home
F        Am      G       C
We could take a swim together
F           Am        G    C
On weekly daytrips to the bay

F   Am    G     C
Ooooooh, you and me
F           Am    G      C
It would be only you and me   (2x)

You and me

(Riff)

( F   Am    G     C )
I wish you were a little bigger
Not just big but really really fat
Doors you would no longer fit through
In my bed you would have to stay

( F   Am    G     C )
I often wish that you had feathers
I'd keep you in a giant cage
All day long I'd sit and watch you
And sing for you if it would be okay

F   Am   G      C
Oh  Oh, you and me
F         Am  G        C
It'll be only you and me
F  Am     G      C
Ooooh,   you and me
F         Am   G      C
It'll be only you and me

You and me

(Riff)

Em      Am
People say
            F         G
There are plenty of fish

Em     Am
In the sea
       F            G
Baby, all I do I wish
No chords
I wish, I wish I..

( F   Am    G     C )
I wish you were a little slower
Not just slow but pa-pa-paralyzed
I could put you on a socket
And you could never run away

( F   Am    G     C )
I really wish that you were smaller
Not just small but really really short
So I could put you in my pocket
And carry you around all day

( F   Am    G     C )
Oh, you and me
It'll be only you and me
Oh, you and me
It'll be only you and me
It'll be only you and me