C5   Bb5 Eb5 C5   Bb5 Eb5 C5


[Verse 1]
F5            C5
I got nasty habits
F5            C5
I take tea at three
             F5             C5
Yes, and the meat I eat for dinner
          F5             C5
It must be hung up for a week


[Verse 2]
   F5                     C5
My best friend, he shoots water rats
   F5                 C5
And feeds them to his geese
F5                        C5
Don't you think there’s a place for you
F5             C5
In between the sheets?


[Chorus]
G5
Come on now, honey
       Bb5              C5
We can build a home for three
G5
Come on now, honey
Bb5                        C5
Don't you wanna live with me?


[Verse 3]
              F5                   C5
And there's a score of harebrained children
            F5                 C5
They’re all locked in the nursery
         F5                       C5
They got earphone heads, thеy got dirty necks
           F5             C5
They're so twеntieth century


[Verse 4]
           F5               C5
Well, they queue up for the bathroom
             F5           C5
'Round about seven thirty-five
F5                        C5
Don't you think we need a woman's touch
   F5            C5
To make it come alive?


[Chorus]
G5                   Bb5
You'd look good pram-pushing
                C5
Down the high street
G5
Come on now, honey
Bb5                        C5
Don't you wanna live with me?


[Harmonica Solo]
G5  Bb5  C5    G5  Bb5  C5


[Verse 5]
          F5                  C5
Whoa, the servants they're so helpful, dear
    F5              C5
The cook she is a whore
          F5           C5
Yeah, the butler has a place for her
  F5                C5
Behind the pantry door


[Verse 6]
    F5                        C5
The maid, she’s French, she’s got no sense
      F5              C5
She's wild for Crazy Horse
    F5                   C5
And when she strips, the chauffeur flips
    F5                 C5
The footman’s eyes get crossed


[Outro]
F5                        C5
Don't you think there's a place for us
F5               C5
Right across the street?
F5                        C5
Don't you think there’s a place for you
F5             C5
In between the sheets?
F5  C5  F5  C5  F5  C5
F5  C5  G5  Bb5   C5    G5  Bb5  C5