I wanna be a bottle blonde
  F          A       G
I don't know why but I feel conned
  Dm          A
I wanna be an idle teen
  F      A      G
I wish I hadn't been so clean
  Dm     A      F       A
I wanna stay inside all day
  F        A        Dm   Gm
I want the world to go away
  Dm          A         F         A
I want blood, guts, and chocolate cake
  F     A    Dm    Gm
I wanna be a real fake

        Dm               C                F          Bb
Yeah, I wish I'd been, I wish I'd been, a teen, teen idle
Dm              A           F                A
Wish I'd been a prom queen, fighting for the title
    Dm           C            F           Bb
Instead of being sixteen and burning up a bible
Dm             C           F   Bb
Feeling super, super, super suicidal
    Dm     C          F      Bb
The wasted years, the wasted youth
    Dm     C         F    Bb
The pretty lies, the ugly truth
        Dm      C          F      Bb
And the day has come where I have died
   Dm   C          F      Bb
Only to find, I've come alive

  Dm         A
I wanna be a virgin pure
  F      A        Dm   G
A twenty-first century whore
  Dm              A
I want back my virginity
   F            G
So I can feel infinity
  Dm     A      F      A
I wanna drink until I ache
  F     A      Dm     Gm
I wanna make a big mistake
   Dm         A         F      A
I want blood, guts, and angel cake
    F     A       Dm  Gm
I'm gonna puke it anyway

        Dm               C                F          Bb
Yeah, I wish I'd been, I wish I'd been, a teen, teen idle
Dm              A           F                 A
Wish I'd been a prom queen, fighting for the title
    Dm           C            F           Bb
Instead of being sixteen and burning up a bible
Dm             C           F   Bb
Feeling super, super, super suicidal
    Dm     C          F      Bb
The wasted years, the wasted youth
    Dm     C         F    Bb
The pretty lies, the ugly truth
        Dm      C          F      Bb
And the day has come where I have died
   Dm   C          F      Bb
Only to find, I've come alive
Dm  C  G          Dm     C        G
Come  alive, I've come alive, oh oh

  Dm            C      F      Bb
I wish I wasn't such a narcissist
  Dm     C      F      Bb
I wish I didn't really kiss
    Dm     C        F      Bb
The mirror when I'm on my own
   Dm       C     F   Bb
Oh God, I'm gonna die alone
 Dm   C        F        Bb
Adolescence didn't make sense
  Dm      C      F    Bb
A little loss of innocence
    Dm    C        F       Bb
The ugly  years of being a fool
      Dm          C     F     Bb
Ain't youth meant to be beautiful?

        Dm               C              F            Bb
Yeah, I wish I'd been, I wish I'd been, a teen, teen idle
Dm              A           F                 A
Wish I'd been a prom queen, fighting for the title
    Dm           C            F           Bb
Instead of being sixteen and burning up a bible
Dm             C           F   Bb
Feeling super, super, super suicidal
    Dm     C          F      Bb
The wasted years, the wasted youth
    Dm     C         F    Bb
The pretty lies, the ugly truth
        Dm      C          F      Bb
And the day has come where I have died
   Dm   C          F      Bb
Only to find, I've come alive
Dm   C  G
Come   alive
Dm   C               G
 I've come alive, oh oh