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[Verse]
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You played the part of the one who was taken down by dogs
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All I could think about was how a guy like me could fight them off
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And when you finally submitted to embarrassing capture
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Out of the corner of my eye I see my children in rapture


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One night I got up and told my father there were witches in my room
Bm7          A         E                           Bm7   A   E
He gave me a baseball bat and said here's what you do
Bm7           A             E                      Bm7   A   E
When you have finally submitted to embarrassing capture
Bm7           A         E                               Bm7   A   E
Take out that baseball bat and show those witches some pasture


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[Verse]
Bm7     A        E                              Bm7   A   E
All you guys out there tryin' to act like Al Green
Bm7              A                        E                     Bm7   A   E
All you guys out there tryin' to act like Al Green, you're all weak
Bm7           A             E                      Bm7   A   E
When you have finally submitted to embarrassing capture
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All you guys out there gonna wish you were Al Green