G     355433
Em    022000
D     x00232  /  x57775
Cmaj7 x35453
B7    x24242
Bb7   x13131
Am    x02210
Bm    x24432
F     133211  /  x87565
E     022100
Eb    x65343
C     x32010


[Intro]

G Em D Cmaj7  (2x)


G                   Em
Nevermind the typos I don't really care
D                           Cmaj7
Any way you spell it reads atrocity, I fear
G                     Em
Ill-fitting illusions you demand to wear
D                                  Cmaj7
Now if you'll excuse me, I've gone deaf in one ear
Cmaj7            B7               B7          Bb7
Deaf in one ear, deaf in one ear, deaf in one ear

Am                        Bm
Couldn't even tell that I tried to
F                      E
Someone was building a house in my home
Am                     Bm             G       Eb       F
Everybody knows that I tried to

G                   Em
Nevermind the typos I quit reading when
D                             Cmaj7
Writer started rifting with a poisonous pen
G                      Em
Up there in the attic, cooking up a storm
D                                 Cmaj7
Hating on your loved ones just to keep yourself warm
Cmaj7               B7                  B7            Bb7
Keep yourself warm, keep yourself warm, keep yourself warm

Am                        Bm
Couldn't even tell that I tried to
F                      E
People were pacing the length of my room
Am                       Bm
Everybody knows what you tried to

C              Em
  Cough up your heart
Am             G
  Swallow some imaginary pride
C            Em
  Shut up, restart
Am              G          Eb       F
  Without those oxymoronic lies

G    Em    D    Cmaj7

G                    Em
Nevermind the typos, bottom line's quite clear
D                           Cmaj7
Martyr on a mission and the motive's insincere
    G                              Em
The spell-check in your hard drive is just making matter worse
D
You throw potions to the wind
      Cmaj7               B7           Bb7
Don't care who you curse, care who you curse

Am                        Bm
Couldn't even tell that I tried to
F                       E
Someone was tearing the heads off my dolls
Am                         Bm
Everybody knows, won't you try to

C             Em
  Cough up your heart
Am           G
  Swallow some imaginary pride
C            Em
  Shut up, restart
Am              G          Eb
  Without those oxymoronic lies