Come hell
Or high water
You thought evil was a woman
You thought evil was a man
You thought evil was a sandwich
Devoid of any ham

So come hell
Or high water
You thought evil was your gardener
Always trimming your trees
You thought evil was a cruise ship
Always harboring disease
So come hell
Or high water
So come hell
Or high water

So come hell
Or high water
So come hell
Or high water

No ham!