(D)  (A7)  (D)

[Verse]
    D         A7         D
I'm writing a song all about you.
  G                      D
A sad song as real as my tears.
           G
But you've no need to fear it
      D           G
Cause no one will hear it.
D                           A7           D
Sad songs and waltzes ain't selling this year.

       A                         D    Bm
It's a good thing that I'm not a star.
    E                        A7
You don't know how lucky you are.
          D
Though my records may say it,
G
No one will play it.
    D                           A7           D
For sad songs and waltzes ain't selling this year.

     D         A7           D
I'll tell all about how you cheated.
    G                           D
I'd like for the whole world to hear.
    G
I'd like to get even
     D                G
With you cause you're leavin'.
    D                           A7           D
But sad songs and waltzes ain't selling this year.

[Outro]
   D                           A7           G     D
No sad songs and waltzes ain't selling this year.