EmC
I hope you hang yourself with your h&m scarf
Am
While jacking off listening to Mozart
B
You bitch and moan about LA
Wishing you were in the rain, reading Hemingway
Em
You don't eat meat
C
And drive electrical cars
Am
You're so indie rock it's almost an art
B
You need SPF 45 just to stay alive
EmC
You're so gay and you don't even like boys
Am
No, you don't even like
No, you don't even like
B
No, you don't even like boys
EmC
You're so gay and you don't even like boys
Am
No, you don't even like
No, you don't even like
B
No, you don't even like…
EmC
You're so sad maybe you should buy a happy meal
Am
You're so skinny you should really super size the deal
B
Secretly, you're so amused
That nobody understands you
EmC
I'm so mean, cause I cannot get your outta your head
Am
I'm so angry, cause you rather myspace instead
B
I can't believe I fell in love
With someone that wears more makeup than...
EmC
You're so gay and you don't even like boys
Am
No, you don't even like
No, you don't even like
B
No, you don't even like boys
EmC
You're so gay and you don't even like boys
Am
No, you don't even like
No, you don't even like
B
No, you don't even like…
EmC
You walk around like you're, oh, so debonair
Am
You pull em down and there's really nothing there
B
I wish you would just be real with me
EmC
You're so gay and you don't even like boys
Am
No, you don't even like
No, you don't even like
B
No, you don't even like boys
EmC
You're so gay and you don't even like boys
Am
No, you don't even like
No, you don't even like
B
No, you don't even like…