D G D G [Verse 1] D I heard you had to drive him home after two umbrella drinks I heard he's got a Prius, because he's into being green G My buddies said he saw y'all, eating that sushi stuff D Baby that don't sound like you, that don't sound like love A Sounds like it sucks [Chorus] G D He can't even bait a hook He can't even skin a buck A D He don't know who Jack Daniels is, he ain't ever drove a truck G D Knows how to throw out a line, but not the kind in a field and stream book A No darling I ain't even worried, you'll come running back D He can't even bait a hook [Verse 2] D Has he kissed you in a hay field as the summer rain falls down? Has he took you to meet his mama, back in his home town? G Does he drive the interstate, or does he take them old back roads? D Can he melt your heart with a country song, every good old boy should know? A I didn't think so {Chours] G D He can't even bait a hook He can't even skin a buck A D He don't know who Jack Daniels is, he ain't ever drove a truck G D Knows how to throw out a line, ut not the kind in a field and stream book A No darling I ain't even worried, you'll come running back D He can't even bait a hook [Bridge] G D A D D It won't be that long, until you start getting bored A I'll be smiling on the river, reeling in one more [Chorus] G D He can't even bait a hook He can't even skin a buck A D He don't know who Jack Daniels is, he ain't ever drove a truck G D Knows how to throw out a line, ut not the kind in a field and stream book A No darling I ain't even worried, you'll come running back D He can't even bait a hook [Outro] A No baby I ain't even worried D G D G D He can't even bait a hook