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    So you ventured out into the new world
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    To spread your seed in every land you could find
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  To take by force whatever you could get your hands on
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You said "We're gonna take whatever place on the map my finger lands on"
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    We'll show them savages, who's calling all the shots
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    We'll give them education which they could not have got without us
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    We'll strip the land and force her to put out
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    And if we don't get what we want we'll put it in her mouth

[Break]
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[Verse 2]
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    This is really hard I think we're gonna need somе slaves
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    We'll drag some pеople back to here and we'll make them dig their very own graves
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    We'll give them clothes and teach them to behave
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    And they will like it or else because "God" obviously want it that way
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    This should destroy their spirits and crush their sense of self
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    And when we see the effect this has We'll blame it on the people themselves
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    And if they complain we'll pour an oceans worth of sugar and drugs on top
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    And then we'll get some bald guy wearing a suit to go on TV and berate them when they cannot stop
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    And we'll shun the ones who do not get the christian diseases
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    Like cancer, MS, heart failure, Lou Gehrig's Codependency and diabetes
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    We know which ones come from our father in the sky
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    And we know which ones, were designed by the "other guy"
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    That thing in the White House is beholden to a deity
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    It's the same one we are and it's name is the economy
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    Imaginary numbers dance like Vegas showgirls in his head
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    And when the veil is lifted You're gonna wish that you were dead

[Break]
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Em7       Em7       E7        E7

[Verse 3]
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    And now we've gotten all the things we could ever want
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    Like cars, milk frothers, crime and books from self-help authors
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    And coal and diamonds, buildings, oil and lots of steel
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    And every moment was worth it I'm sorry that's just how I feel

[Outro]
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          Well that's the only baby that bitch could have
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               that's the only baby that bitch could have
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    Don't look so glum there's no reason to feel sad
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    Cause baby, that's the only baby that bitch could've ever had
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          Well that's the only baby that bitch could have
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          Well that's the only baby that bitch could have