|D    |D     |Em    |Em    |
      (Aaaah)       (Aaaah)
|D    |D     |Em    |Em    |
      (Aaaah)       (Aaaah)
|D    |D     |Em    |Em
      {Aaaah)

[Verse]
      Em
Three nights ago, I was at a disco
       D
Man, I wanted to bump, I was rarin' to go.
                 Em
And this big fat woman bumped me on the floor,
        D
She was rarin' to go, that chick was rarin' to go.
         Em
Then she did a dip, almost broke my hip,
        D
She was gettin' down, that chick was gettin' down.
              Em
She wanted to bump some more, but I told her "No
         D
You done knocked me down once,

You done knocked me down once".
              Em
I said "If you wanna dance, find you a big fat man
            D
Y'all go on get on down,

Y'all go on get on down".  Huh!

[Chorus]
              Bm7
I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman.

I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman.
              F#m
I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman.

I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman.
              Bm7
I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman.

I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman.
                    F#m
Lord, I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman.

I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman.
         Bm7
Somebody take her, she's too big for me
                D                   Em
She'll knock me down, woah down.   (Aaah,    Aaah)

[Verse]
         Em
She came over to me, snatched me out of my seat
              D
She wanted to get on down, still wanna get on down.
              Em
I told her to go on, and leave me alone,
        D
I ain't gettin' down, you done hurt my hip once.
       Em
I know what you'll do,  I ain't gonna bump with you,
                  D
I don't feel like gettin' down, don't feel like gettin' down.
         Em
She just shook her head, at every word I said
              D
She wanted to get on down, that woman wanna get on down.
             Em
She did that hip again and I hit the floor again,
        D
She was gettin' down Lord, that woman was gettin' down.

[Chorus]
              Bm7
I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman.

I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman.
              F#m
I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman.

I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman.
              Bm7
I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman.

Ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman.
              F#m
I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman.

I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman.
         Bm7
Somebody take her, I don't want her,

She done hurt my hip, she done knocked me down.

Done hurt my hip, she done knocked me down.

[Outro]
         Bm7
Somebody take her, I don't want her.