B
        Come on now Willie don't look at me that way
          E                                                      B
        I know you like a paperback book,'cause i've read every page
          F#
        I know what you're thinkin' and i don't think you're thinkin' at all

        This is old Hoss that you're talkin' to
                                    B
        The one with the perfect recall

[Chorus] (Waylon & Willie)
              B                                         F#
        No i ain't goin' down on the border with you tonight
                                                B
        Drinkin' tequila,taking chances on our lives
                                                         F#
        All the women are crazy,they like to party till daylight
                                                         B
        On second thought if i can find a clean shirt i might
      
[Verse 2]
         B
        Wait a minute Waylon i ain't said a thing about that
         E                                                         B
        Sometimes i just like to wear my spurs and my old Mexican hat
         F#
        But we sure had fun the last time that we were down there

        And when we woke up,you had that weird tattoo
                                    B
        And somebody had curled my hair


[Chorus]
         B                                               F#
        All the women are crazy,they like to party till daylight
                                                         B
        On second thought if i can find a clean shirt i might