E E|--0--| B|--2--| G|--2--| D|--1--| A|--0--| E|--0--| and A E|--0--| B|--0--| G|--2--| D|--2--| A|--2--| E|--0--| with this tiny riff in the middle (listen to the song to get it right) E E|--0-------------| B|----2------2----| G|------2---------| D|--------2-------| A|----------------| E|----------------| thats about it housewife music and lyrics by jay brannan two bodies pressed together two boys are falling hard the smell of sweat and leather a kinky greeting card crazy about each other we both have fucked up pasts but when we are together we have a fucking blast chorus i wanna be a housewife what’s so wrong with that i wanna be a housewife, yeah and that’s just where i’m at i’m making guacamole he’s working on the car when he grills turkey burgers he knows i like them charred i like to wash the dishes i like to scrub the floors don’t mind doing his laundry what are boyfriends for chorus i wanna have his baby i wanna wear his ring he drives me fuckin crazy i am his everything chorus 2nd chorus i wanna be a housewife what’s so wrong with that can’t wait ‘til he’s in my life, yeah cuz we haven’t met