C                             C7
The new country singers, they all sing about drinkin'
F
How it makes them have fun, but it got me to thinkin'
C                         C7                G
Somethin' was missing, to me it was puzzling
                    C                       C7
'Cause in these pop country songs they just have fun at bars
     F
They don't get caught cheatin' or wreck their cars
C                               G                                     C
 So I've come to the conculsion that they don't drink near as much as me

[Chorus]
                C
They sing about beers and beautiful girls
     F
They must be livin' in another world
          C                                               G
Where you pop a magic top and there's hot chicks in tight jeans
    C
I'm tryin' to figure out what I been doin' wrong
    F
Why life's turnin' out like a Haggard song
C                               G                     C
 I guess it's 'cause they don't drink near as much as me

[Verse 2]
      C
These guys drink and cruise and never get pulled over
    F
The girl never slaps him with a restrainin' order
C                                          G
 At first glance, it was all too hard to believe
     C
They sing about their new lifted trucks out fishin'
    F
And I've got a court-ordered interlocked ignition
C                                 G                     C
Then I remembered that they don't drink near as much as me

[Chorus]
                C
They sing about beers and beautiful girls
     F
They must be livin' in another world
C                                               G
 They pop a top and there's hot chicks in tight jeans
      C
And I think I know what I'm doin' wrong
    F
Why life's been more like a Haggard song
C                  G                      C
 'Cause these guys don't drink as much as me

[Verse 3]
C
 Maybe these singers win all their fights
F
 Perhaps they go home early at night
C                                        G
 Maybe they've never had to pay attorney fees
            C
'Cause they sing about boozin' like it heaven
F
Meanwhile I've been banned from all 7-Elevens
C                        G                     C
 I guess they just don't drink near as much as me

[Chorus]
                C
They sing about beers and beautiful girls
     F
They must be livin' in another world
          C                                                 G
Where you pop the magic top and there's hot chicks in tight jeans
 C
I finally figured what I'm doin' wrong
    F
Why life's more like a George Jones song
C                 G                      C
 New singers just don't drink as much as me
F       C                     G                     F  C
Well, I guess they just don't drink near as much as me