C   F     C    F


[Verse 1]
       C
I been watchin' these wannabe cowboys
               F
Getting turned down like a radio
       C
I been sittin' here watching you
            F
Thinking of one or two new ways to say no
             C
But you been tappin' them Tony Lamas
        F
You got one thing on your mind
    G
And girl, with that body, can't believe nobody's
C
Asked you to dance all night


[Chorus]
C
So let's get ya out there on a hardwood
          F
Spread around a little sawdust
            G
Girl, let's slide like a steel guitar should
               C
Then make this hole-in-the-wall all jealous of us
      C
These boys don't know how to two-step
      F
Let's show 'em how to honky-tonk
       G
'Cause I ain't here to drop pickup lines
C
And you ain't here to talk (Nah)


[Post-Chorus]
C
Step, step to the left
F
Step, step to the right


[Verse 2]
C
Yeah, I could ask if you fell from Heaven
             F
Where you're hidin' them angel wings (Where they at?)
         C                                    F
I could say you look like Loretta Lynn, circa 1973
        C
I could buy you another fruity drink
              F
But you been drinkin' free here all night long
            G
I'd rather use that money to keep the band country
C
Playin' your favorite songs


[Chorus]
C
So let's get ya out there on a hardwood
          F
Spread around a little sawdust
            G
Girl, let's slide like a steel guitar should
               C
Then make this hole-in-the-wall all jealous of us
      C
These boys don't know how to two-step
      F
Let's show 'em how to honky-tonk
       G
'Cause I ain't here to drop pickup lines
C
And you ain't here to talk (Nah)


[Post-Chorus]
C
Step, step to the left
F
Step, step to the right


[Bridge]
 C
(Hey guitar player, gimme some of that guitar)
F
Yeah, a little less conversation
G                                     C
Slide to the left, slide to the right


[Chorus]
C
So let's get ya out there on a hardwood
          F
Spread around a little sawdust
            G
Girl, let's slide like a steel guitar should
               C
Then make this hole-in-the-wall all jealous of us
      C
These boys don't know how to two-step
      F
Let's show 'em how to honky-tonk
       G
'Cause I ain't here to drop pickup lines
C
And you ain't here to talk
       G
'Cause I ain't here to drop pickup lines
C
And you ain't here to talk


[Post-Chorus]
C
Step, step to the left
F
Step, step to the right


[Outro]
 C
Yeah, I got some new dance moves over here
F
Yeah, you haven't seen 'em yet, just wait