Intro: E|-------------------------------------| B|-------------------------------------| G|---7-7-7-7-7-7---12-12-12-11---9s7---| D|---7-7-7-7-7-7---12-12-12-11---9s7---| A|---5-5-5-5-5-5---10-10-10--9---7s5---| E|-------------------------------------| E|-------------------------------------| B|-------------------------------------| G|---7-7-7-7-7-7---16-16-16-14---11s7--| D|---7-7-7-7-7-7---16-16-16-14---11s7--| A|---5-5-5-5-5-5---14-14-14-12----9s5--| E|-------------------------------------| E|-------------------------------------| B|-------------------------------------| G|---7-7-7-7-7-7---12-12-12-11---9s7---| D|---7-7-7-7-7-7---12-12-12-11---9s7---| A|---5-5-5-5-5-5---10-10-10--9---7s5---| E|-------------------------------------| E|-------------------------------------| B|-------------------------------------| G|---4-4-4-4-4-4---7-------------------| D|---4-4-4-4-4-4---7---7-7-7-7-7-7-----| A|---2-2-2-2-2-2---5---7-7-7-7-7-7-----| E|---------------------5-5-5-5-5-5-----| Verse 1: E|-------------------------------------| B|-------------------------------------| G|---7-7-7-7-7-7---12-12-12-11---9s7---| D|---7-7-7-7-7-7---12-12-12-11---9s7---| A|---5-5-5-5-5-5---10-10-10--9---7s5---| E|-------------------------------------| P.M................................ E|-------------------------------------| B|-------------------------------------| G|---7-7-7-7-7-7---16-16-16-14---11s7--| D|---7-7-7-7-7-7---16-16-16-14---11s7--| A|---5-5-5-5-5-5---14-14-14-12----9s5--| E|-------------------------------------| ................................ E|-------------------------------------| B|-------------------------------------| G|---7-7-7-7-7-7---12-12-12-11---9s7---| D|---7-7-7-7-7-7---12-12-12-11---9s7---| A|---5-5-5-5-5-5---10-10-10--9---7s5---| E|-------------------------------------| ............................... E|-------------------------------------| B|-------------------------------------| G|---4-4-4-4-4-4---7-------------------| D|---4-4-4-4-4-4---7---7-7-7-7-7-7-----| A|---2-2-2-2-2-2---5---7-7-7-7-7-7-----| E|---------------------5-5-5-5-5-5-----| ............................. Verse 2: E|-------------------------------------| B|-------------------------------------| G|---7-7-7-7-7-7---12-12-12-11---9s7---| D|---7-7-7-7-7-7---12-12-12-11---9s7---| A|---5-5-5-5-5-5---10-10-10--9---7s5---| E|-------------------------------------| P.M................................ E|-------------------------------------| B|-------------------------------------| G|---7-7-7-7-7-7---16-16-16-14---11s7--| D|---7-7-7-7-7-7---16-16-16-14---11s7--| A|---5-5-5-5-5-5---14-14-14-12----9s5--| E|-------------------------------------| ................................ E|-------------------------------------| B|-------------------------------------| G|---7-7-7-7-7-7---12-12-12-11---9s7---| D|---7-7-7-7-7-7---12-12-12-11---9s7---| A|---5-5-5-5-5-5---10-10-10--9---7s5---| E|-------------------------------------| ............................... E|-----------------------------------------------------------------------| B|-----------------------------------------------------------------------| G|---4-4-4-4-4-4---7-----------------7-----------------7-----------------| D|---4-4-4-4-4-4---7---7-7-7-7-7-7---7---7-7-7-7-7-7---7---5-5-5-5-5-5---| A|---2-2-2-2-2-2---5---7-7-7-7-7-7---5---7-7-7-7-7-7---5---5-5-5-5-5-5---| E|---------------------5-5-5-5-5-5-------5-5-5-5-5-5-------3-3-3-3-3-3---| ................................................... Chorus 1: E|-------------------------------------| B|-------------------------------------| G|---7-7-7-7-7-7---12-12-12-11---9s7---| D|---7-7-7-7-7-7---12-12-12-11---9s7---| A|---5-5-5-5-5-5---10-10-10--9---7s5---| E|-------------------------------------| E|-------------------------------------| B|-------------------------------------| G|---7-7-7-7-7-7---16-16-16-14---11s7--| D|---7-7-7-7-7-7---16-16-16-14---11s7--| A|---5-5-5-5-5-5---14-14-14-12----9s5--| E|-------------------------------------| E|-------------------------------------| B|-------------------------------------| G|---7-7-7-7-7-7---12-12-12-11---9s7---| D|---7-7-7-7-7-7---12-12-12-11---9s7---| A|---5-5-5-5-5-5---10-10-10--9---7s5---| E|-------------------------------------| E|-------------------------------------| B|-------------------------------------| G|---4-4-4-4-4-4---7-------------------| D|---4-4-4-4-4-4---7---7-7-7-7-7-7-----| A|---2-2-2-2-2-2---5---7-7-7-7-7-7-----| E|---------------------5-5-5-5-5-5-----| Verse 3: E|-------------------------------------| B|-------------------------------------| G|---7-7-7-7-7-7---12-12-12-11---9s7---| D|---7-7-7-7-7-7---12-12-12-11---9s7---| A|---5-5-5-5-5-5---10-10-10--9---7s5---| E|-------------------------------------| P.M................................ E|-------------------------------------| B|-------------------------------------| G|---7-7-7-7-7-7---16-16-16-14---11s7--| D|---7-7-7-7-7-7---16-16-16-14---11s7--| A|---5-5-5-5-5-5---14-14-14-12----9s5--| E|-------------------------------------| ................................ E|-------------------------------------| B|-------------------------------------| G|---7-7-7-7-7-7---12-12-12-11---9s7---| D|---7-7-7-7-7-7---12-12-12-11---9s7---| A|---5-5-5-5-5-5---10-10-10--9---7s5---| E|-------------------------------------| ............................... E|-------------------------------------| B|-------------------------------------| G|---4-4-4-4-4-4---7-------------------| D|---4-4-4-4-4-4---7---7-7-7-7-7-7-----| A|---2-2-2-2-2-2---5---7-7-7-7-7-7-----| E|---------------------5-5-5-5-5-5-----| ............................. Verse 4: E|-------------------------------------| B|-------------------------------------| G|---7-7-7-7-7-7---12-12-12-11---9s7---| D|---7-7-7-7-7-7---12-12-12-11---9s7---| A|---5-5-5-5-5-5---10-10-10--9---7s5---| E|-------------------------------------| P.M................................ E|-------------------------------------| B|-------------------------------------| G|---7-7-7-7-7-7---16-16-16-14---11s7--| D|---7-7-7-7-7-7---16-16-16-14---11s7--| A|---5-5-5-5-5-5---14-14-14-12----9s5--| E|-------------------------------------| ................................ E|-------------------------------------| B|-------------------------------------| G|---7-7-7-7-7-7---12-12-12-11---9s7---| D|---7-7-7-7-7-7---12-12-12-11---9s7---| A|---5-5-5-5-5-5---10-10-10--9---7s5---| E|-------------------------------------| ............................... E|-----------------------------------------------------------------------| B|-----------------------------------------------------------------------| G|---4-4-4-4-4-4---7-----------------7-----------------7-----------------| D|---4-4-4-4-4-4---7---7-7-7-7-7-7---7---7-7-7-7-7-7---7---5-5-5-5-5-5---| A|---2-2-2-2-2-2---5---7-7-7-7-7-7---5---7-7-7-7-7-7---5---5-5-5-5-5-5---| E|---------------------5-5-5-5-5-5-------5-5-5-5-5-5-------3-3-3-3-3-3---| ................................................... Chorus 2: E|-------------------------------------| B|-------------------------------------| G|---7-7-7-7-7-7---12-12-12-11---9s7---| D|---7-7-7-7-7-7---12-12-12-11---9s7---| A|---5-5-5-5-5-5---10-10-10--9---7s5---| E|-------------------------------------| E|-------------------------------------| B|-------------------------------------| G|---7-7-7-7-7-7---16-16-16-14---11s7--| D|---7-7-7-7-7-7---16-16-16-14---11s7--| A|---5-5-5-5-5-5---14-14-14-12----9s5--| E|-------------------------------------| E|-------------------------------------| B|-------------------------------------| G|---7-7-7-7-7-7---12-12-12-11---9s7---| D|---7-7-7-7-7-7---12-12-12-11---9s7---| A|---5-5-5-5-5-5---10-10-10--9---7s5---| E|-------------------------------------| E|-------------------------------------| B|-------------------------------------| G|---4-4-4-4-4-4---7-------------------| D|---4-4-4-4-4-4---7---7-7-7-7-7-7-----| A|---2-2-2-2-2-2---5---7-7-7-7-7-7-----| E|---------------------5-5-5-5-5-5-----| Bridge: (After rest) E|--------------------------------------------------------------------------------| B|--------------------------------------------------------------------------------| G|--------------------------------------------------------------------------------| D|---8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8---9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9--10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10---| A|---8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8---9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9--10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10---| E|---6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6---7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7---8--8--8--8--8--8--8--8---| E|-------------------------------------------------------------------------| B|-------------------------------------------------------------------------| G|-------------------------------------7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7---8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8---| D|---6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6---7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7---8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8---| A|---6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6---5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5---6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6---| E|---4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4---------------------------------------| (Rest) Chorus 3: E|-------------------------------------| B|-------------------------------------| G|---7-7-7-7-7-7---12-12-12-11---9s7---| D|---7-7-7-7-7-7---12-12-12-11---9s7---| A|---5-5-5-5-5-5---10-10-10--9---7s5---| E|-------------------------------------| E|-------------------------------------| B|-------------------------------------| G|---7-7-7-7-7-7---16-16-16-14---11s7--| D|---7-7-7-7-7-7---16-16-16-14---11s7--| A|---5-5-5-5-5-5---14-14-14-12----9s5--| E|-------------------------------------| E|-------------------------------------| B|-------------------------------------| G|---7-7-7-7-7-7---12-12-12-11---9s7---| D|---7-7-7-7-7-7---12-12-12-11---9s7---| A|---5-5-5-5-5-5---10-10-10--9---7s5---| E|-------------------------------------| E|-------------------------------------| B|-------------------------------------| G|---4-4-4-4-4-4---7-------------------| D|---4-4-4-4-4-4---7---7-7-7-7-7-7-----| A|---2-2-2-2-2-2---5---7-7-7-7-7-7-----| E|---------------------5-5-5-5-5-5-----| (Repeat) E|-------------------------------------| B|-------------------------------------| G|---7-7-7-7-7-7---12-12-12-11---9s7---| D|---7-7-7-7-7-7---12-12-12-11---9s7---| A|---5-5-5-5-5-5---10-10-10--9---7s5---| E|-------------------------------------| E|-------------------------------------| B|-------------------------------------| G|---7-7-7-7-7-7---16-16-16-14---11s7--| D|---7-7-7-7-7-7---16-16-16-14---11s7--| A|---5-5-5-5-5-5---14-14-14-12----9s5--| E|-------------------------------------| E|-------------------------------------| B|-------------------------------------| G|---7-7-7-7-7-7---12-12-12-11---9s7---| D|---7-7-7-7-7-7---12-12-12-11---9s7---| A|---5-5-5-5-5-5---10-10-10--9---7s5---| E|-------------------------------------| E|-------------------------------------| B|-------------------------------------| G|---4-4-4-4-4-4---7-------------------| D|---4-4-4-4-4-4---7---7-7-7-7-7-7-7---| A|---2-2-2-2-2-2---5---7-7-7-7-7-7-7---| E|---------------------5-5-5-5-5-5-5---| Hello x10 Verse 1: Hello operator (please connect me) To the human race (I'm disconnected) I don't wanna hang up (won't you help me) Mrs. O Verse 2: I had a really bad day (can't you listen) Everybody's on drugs (but mine won't kick in) Everyone's mad (dumb or wicked) Mrs. O, please help, don't go Chorus 1: Hello operator, please connect me To the human race, I'm disconnected I don't wanna hang up, can't you help me? Mrs. O Verse 3: Well we're not united (in the USA) Its a total joke (in the USA) I guess my middle finger Is my only hope Verse 4: I wanna live and let live (live the good life) But I'm told no way (where's the good life?) The only explanation is, "You'll learn someday". Not me! No way! Chorus 2: Hello operator, please connect me To the human race, I'm disconnected I don't wanna hang up, can't you help me? Mrs. O Bridge: When you got a bad connection, FIGHT BACK! When there's no connection, TURN YOUR BACK! We've got no connection! Turn your, turn your, turn your back! When there's no connection Rest: Hello? (Operator)Hello? Um, yeah I'm trying to (Operator)Please speak up sir, I can not hear you Um, yeah I'm trying to get in touch with a human being (Operator) Please hold I have to get my supervisor What do you mean? What?! NO!! Chorus 3: Hello operator, please connect me To the human race, I'm disconnected I don't wanna hang up, Can't you help me? Mrs. O Repeat Chorus: We are so disconnected I want some human touch If I don't get connected I'm gonna cry!