[Intro] C  G  C  G

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I used to use my brain before
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My Preforntal Cortex's been thrown out the door
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Cuz everyday I need to keep cooming
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The first the second the third the fifth
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I'm falling apart no stopping it
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I just can't control it im a Coomer

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I'm a Coomer, I'm a Coomer
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I'm a Coomer, I'm a Coomer

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I used to be a happy boy
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Filled with dopamine and joy
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But now I'm a crusty dirty Coomer
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I haven't cleaned my room in weeks
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All I do is beat my meat
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I get nothing done cuz I'm a Coomer

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I'm a Coomer, I'm a Coomer
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I'm a Coomer, I'm a Coomer

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I used to get things done
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Now popping off is the only one
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Even when it's flaccid cuz I'm a Coomer
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I know all the p*rnstars names
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They're all burned in my brain
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Because I'm a f*cking stupid Coomer

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I'm a Coomer, I'm a Coomer
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I'm a Coomer, I'm a Coomer