Bm Well the sky was blacker than a funeral suit Bm Hotter than a depot stove Bm Hide in the cellar Bm Here comes Amarillo G F# Bm Blowing up the road [Verse] Bm You got your hail stones big as hen eggs boys Bm Clouds just as green can be Bm Ol mother nature's raisin hell G F# Bm She parked the pickup in a tree [Chorus] D A Tornado time in Texas A D Take the paint right off of your barn D A Tornado time in Texas A F# Blow the tattoo off your arm [Verse] Bm Now when pigs fly, no I mean really fly Bm You can bet that it's blowin hard Bm Uncle Clarence was sittin in the out-house G F# Bm Now he's sitting in the yard [Verse] Bm And Granny's got the barn cat under her arm Bm She's got a dish pan over her head Bm Daddy's countin kids, four, five, six G F# Bm You better bring a loaf of bread [Chorus] D A Tornado time in Texas A D Take the paint right off of your barn D A Tornado time in Texas A F# Blow the tattoo off your arm [Verse] Bm Hidin in the cellar with cannin jars Bm Sounds like a train up top Bm Hold your breath, peek outside G F# Bm To see what we ain't got [Verse] Bm Well it'll take your wheat, take your corn Bm Even take the cotton balls Bm Suck the Red river just dry as a bone G F# Bm And dump it on Witchita Falls [Chorus] D A Tornado time in Texas A D Take the paint right off of your barn D A Tornado time in Texas A F# Blow the tattoo off your arm G F# Bm Blow the tattoo off your arm...