E              A7
Tell your city slickin' cousin
A7                          E   E6 E E6 E
Lay that peppermint twister down
          A7
Tell your city slickin' cousin
A7                          E   E6 E E6 E
Lay that peppermint twister down
           B7
She's been shakin' up my biscuits
C7          B7            E   E6 E E6 E
Draggin' my feet all over town

[Verse 2]
E            A7
There's some bacon in the kitchen
A7                           E   E6 E E6 E
And a clean towel behind the door
E            A7
There's some bacon in the kitchen
A7                           E   E6 E E6 E
Got a clean towel behind the door
         B7
Yes I'll meet you at the warehouse
C7     B7               E   E6 E E6 E
Then I won't see you no more

[Chorus]
E        A7           D7
And it's too much for me
A7       D7             E  E6 E E6 E
All that lovin' for one man
E          A7           D7
Yeah she's too much for me
A7       D7            E  E6 E E6 E
But I'll do the best I can
    B7                     C7
She used to call me "Rascal"
                             E  E6 E E6 E
But now she calls me "Dapper Dan"

[Guitar Solo]
A7 E E6 E E6 E (x2)
B7 C7 B7 E E6 E E6 E

[Verse 1]
E              A7
Tell your city slickin' cousin
A7                          E   E6 E E6 E
Lay that peppermint twister down
          A7
Tell your city slickin' cousin
A7                          E   E6 E E6 E
Lay that peppermint twister down
                B7
Well she's been shakin' up my biscuits
C7          B7            E   E6 E E6 E
Draggin' my feet all over town

[Chorus]
E        A7           D7
And it's too much for me
A7       D7             E  E6 E E6 E
All that lovin' for one man
E          A7           D7
Yeah she's too much for me
A7       D7            E  E6 E E6 E
But I'll do the best I can (I'll try)
    B7                     C7
She used to call me "Rascal"
                             E  E6 E E6 E
But now she calls me "Dapper Dan" (Or somethin' else equally complimentary to my personage)

[Fade]
E E6 E
She got a ruby on her tummy
E E6 E
She gonna knuckle my forehead if I keep slippin' out late at night
E E6 E
I'm gonna polish all the bells on her toes
E E6 E
She got a diamond ring from her uncle in Texas
E E6 E
He's an oil man down there
E E6 E
Potentate
E E6 E
Know what I'm talkin' 'bout?
E E6 E
Chick's been messin' with my head
E E6 E
She's been scramblin' my mind
E E6 E
She got me hangin' upside down
E E6 E
It's just unnatural for my well being
E E6 E
I'm just in town for the convention for a couple more day
E E6 E
I'm gonna get it on with that chick
E E6 E
You know what I'm talkin' 'bout?
E E6 E
Bad chick
E E6 E
Mean
E E6 E
Everything's goin' for her
E E6 E
You know what I mean?
E E6 E
I'm gonna polish up the ruby on her tummy
E E6 E
You know what I mean?