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[Verse 1]
EBG#mA
If all assholes could fly, this place would be an airport.
EBG#mA
And I don't know why I haven't made my way out yet.
EBG#mA
But I think that I'll have one more drink and ponder my situation.
EBG#mA
So bartender, please, another drink for me.
[Chorus]
BG#mA
Won't you get out of my way, you fucking asshole.
BG#mA
Get the fuck out of my way, you fucking asshole.
G#m
Oh, I'm an asshole.
E
Watch me fly.
[Verse 2]
EB
Pushing my way to the men's room.
G#mA
Where all the dicks like to hang.
EB
There's some prick in the bathroom stall
G#mA
Key bumping cocaine.
EB
I think that I'll have one more drink
G#mA
To combat the consternation
EBG#mA
So bartender, please, another drink for me.
[Chorus]
BG#mA
Won't you get out of my way, you fucking asshole.
BG#mA
Get the fuck out of my way, you fucking asshole.
G#m
Oh, I'm an asshole.
E
Watch me fly.
[Verse 3]
EBG#mA
Shit, I can't find my phone. Has anybody seen it?
EBG#mA
Fuck, there it goes, another phone, gone to shit.
EBG#mA
I think I will have one more drink out of furious frustration.
EBG#mA
So bartender, please, another drink for me.
[Chorus]
BG#mA
Won't you get out of my way, you fucking asshole.
BG#mA
Get the fuck out of my way, you fucking asshole.
G#m
Oh, I'm an asshole.
E
Watch me fly.
[Verse 4]
EBG#mA
Apparently, this night is done. This shithole is now closing.
EBG#mA
I can't find my wallet and can't find my keys, I can't call for a taxi.
EBG#mA
I think I will have one more drink as my evening's consolation.
EBG#mA
So bartender, please, another drink for me.
[Chorus]
BG#mA
Won't you get out of my way, you fucking asshole.
BG#mA
Get the fuck out of my way, you fucking asshole.
G#m
Oh, I'm an asshole.
E
Watch me fly.