G
I don't want a lot for Christmas
G
There's just one thing I need
C
I don't care about the presents
Cm
Underneath the Christmas tree
G                      B7
I just want you for my own
Em                       Cm
More than you could ever know
G                 E7
Make my wish come true
Am7            Am7/D
I’d never spend my Christmas with
G  Em  C  D
You

G
I don't want a lot for Christmas
G
Well that’s good ‘cause I’d never get you a gift
C
I don't care about the presents
Cm
Your presence kinda makes me sick
G
I don't need to hang my stocking
G
There upon the fireplace
C
Santa Claus won't make me happy
Cm
Unless he takes you far away

[Chorus]
G                      B7
I just want you for my own
Em                       Cm
Please leave me the hell alone
G                 E7
Make my wish come true
Am7            Am7/D
All I want for Christmas is you
I’d never spend my Christmas with you

G  Em  C  D
You       baby

[Verse 2]
G
I won't ask for much this Christmas
G
I don't even wish for snow
C
I’m not asking too much either
Cm
Just for you to kindly go
G
I won't make a list and send it

To the North Pole for Saint Nick
C
I truly wish I’d never met you
Cm
I’m not just trying to be a d*ck

[Chorus]
G                             B7
'Cause I just want you here tonight
Em                         Cm
Please hop on the earliest flight
G               E7
What more can I do
Am7                 Am7/D
Baby all I want for Christmas is 
G  Em           C  D
you             Ooh baby
    to go away

[Bridge]
B7
All the lights are shining
   Em
So brightly everywhere
                 (ugh)
B7
Your voice gives me a migraine
Em
You’re killing me I swear (yeah)
Cm
And everyone is singing
G         E7
I know my ears are bleedin’

Am7
Santa won't you bring me the one I really need
          C
That’s okay as long as it’s not me

[Chorus]
G
Oh I don't want a lot for Christmas

This is all I'm asking for
C
I just want to see you leavin’
Cm
Walking right outside my door

G                         B7
Oh I just want you for my own
Em                       Cm
Please leave me the hell alone
G                 E7
Make my wish come true
     Am7            Am7/D      
Baby all I want for Christmas is...
G
You
 Shut up!  Shut up, (insert name)!
You suck!  I don’t want you in my life.  (Mutter, annoyed)  Just stop 
everything.  Goodbye, forever. (leave)