D5                      C#5
How very strange I ever kissed you (A little aphrodisia)
D5                     C#5
It seems so improbable now (A little anesthesia)
D5                               C#5
How strange that when you left I missed you (I put a little heroin)
D5                               C#5
I can't think why, I can't think how (In everything you took in)


[Verse 2]
D5                       C#5
How very strange I once adored you (My hobby's domination)
D5                               C#5
I thought you walked out of some dream (With a sideline in voodoo)
D5                       C#5
But now the way I felt toward you (You're an abomination)
D5                        C#5
I find puzzling in the extreme (for this I feel as you do)


[Verse 3]
D5                          C#5
How very strange I was your cash cow (Everyone's good for something)
D5                                  C#5
Bought every round until you passed out (I think I like this rum thing
D5                         C#5
I wouldn't let you lick my trash now (I've got a whole new project)
D5                          C#5
I spell your name with an umlaut (Your name? I don't recollect)


[Verse 4]
D5                       C#5
How very strange I every chased you (My hobby's psychopharmacology)
D5                                C#5
As though you were my heart's one goal (I give my love without apology)
D5                          C#5
And how grotesque! When I embraced you (Loathing physical contact)
D5                        C#5
It thrilled me to my very soul (I'd rather keep things abstract)
D5
How very strange I ever kissed you