[Intro]
   G       F     C               G  F  C
E|----3----1--1--0---------------3--1--0-|
B|-----3----1--------0-1-3--------3--1---|
G|------0-----------2------3b-0----0--2--| x2
D|---------------------------------------|
A|-----------3---------------------------|
E|-2/3-----------------------------------|

[Verse 1]
G                     D
One day, I'll slow it way down,
         Em                             C
Spend my weekends in a swing out on the wraparound.
       G                    D
Oh but these days, I'm on a mission
   Em                            C
To get these wild oats out of my system.
Bm     C                  D
Yeah I might stay out all night,
           C                     D
I've gotta do a little wrong so I know what's right.

[Chorus]
        G              F
I wanna sit out on the porch
        C                    F G             F       C
Telling stories 'bout my glory days when I'm pushin' eighty.
         G          F         C
How am I ever gonna get to be old and wise
   F            C         G      F C 
If I ain't ever young and crazy?
G F C

[Verse 2]
            G                           D
Now I might have to kiss no telling how many lips
         Em                          C
Before I ever really figure out what love is.
                G                         D
Go through some heartbreaks, wake up with headaches,
            Em                             C
Don't learn nothin' 'til you make a lot of mistakes.
Bm           C                      D
How will I know where to draw the line
           Em                     D
If I don't cross it a few hundred times?

[Chorus]
        G              F
I wanna sit out on the porch
        C                    F G             F       C
Telling stories 'bout my glory days when I'm pushin' eighty.
         G          F         C
How am I ever gonna get to be old and wise
   F            C         G      F C 
If I ain't ever young and crazy?
G F C

[Bridge]
Bm         C                  D
Yeah I'm gonna stay out all night,
           Em                     D
I've gotta do a little wrong so I know what's right
           G             F           C
I've gotta live a lot of life if I'm gonna give good advice
         G          F        C
When I'm talking to my grand-babies
         G          F         C
How am I ever gonna get to be old and wise
   F            C         G
If I ain't ever young and crazy?

[Chorus]
              G              F
Yeah I wanna sit out on the porch
        C                    F G             F       C
Telling stories 'bout my glory days when I'm pushin' eighty.
         G          F         C
How am I ever gonna get to be old and wise
   F            C         G
If I ain't ever young and crazy?
   F            C             
If I ain't ever youuung.....

[Outro]
      G    F C
and crazy?
           G    F C
Young and crazy.
                   G     F C
Young, young and crazy.
             G     F C
Young and crazy.
G
Huh!