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I ran down the road, pants down to my knees, screaming please come help me that Canadian 
shaman gave a little too much to me
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and I'm writing a novel, cause it's never been done before
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First house that I saw, I wrote house up on the door, and told the people who lived 
there you have to get out cause my reality is realer than yours
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ya there's no time in the present. and there's a black dog on the bed
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Went to the backyard, to burn my only clothes, and then the dog ran out he said you 
can't turn nothing into nothing this would be no more
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and I'm no doctor, but that monkey might be right
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and if he is,  then I'll be walking him my whole life