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[Verse 1]
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Good morning, dearly beloved, we are gathered here today
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To watch two people we know make a big mistake
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They'll stand up at the alter, and solemnly swear I do
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They'll be together forever, 'til they find somebody new
[Chorus 1]
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Her daddy's in the front row, muttering oh no here we go again
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They had a couple dates, now she's three months late
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And it's twenty buck a plate I spent, oh:
[Verse 2]
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Good morning, dearly beloved, I'd like to welcome ya'll
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To see the side-effects of sex and alcohol
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Please bow your heads and join me, in a prayer for these two
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Who'll be together forever, 'til they find somebody new
[Chorus 2]
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The bride is a flirt and the groom is worse
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As he's putting the ring on her, he's checking out the bridesmaids,
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Thinking that he might take, the maid of honor's honor, oh:
[Verse 3]
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Welcome, dearly beloved, we are here this afternoon
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To throw rice as these two, drive down the road to ruin
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With cans tied to the bumper, and a dragging muffler too
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They'll be together forever, ‘til they find somebody new
[Tag]
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So raise your glass and join me, here's to the bride and groom
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They'll be together forever, 'til they find somebody new