DAGEm
This is hell, this is hell, I am ...sorry to tell you,
DAG (G) (G/F#) (G/E)
It ...never gets better, or worse,
DAGEm7
But you'll get used to it, after a spell,
DACadd9
For heaven is hell in re - verse!
G
The bruiser spun a hula - hoop
D
While all the barmen preen and pout,
GD
The neon "I" of "night club" flickers on and off,
C
And finally blew out,
AmC
The irritating jingle of the belly-dancing phoney Turkish girls,
Am
The eerie glare of ultra - violet perfect dental work!
DAGEm
This is hell, this is hell, I am ...sorry to tell you,
DAGEm7
It ...never gets better or worse! (It never gets better or worse!)
DAGEm7
But you'll get used to it, after a spell,
DACadd9
For heaven is hell in re - verse!
G
The failed Don Juan, in the big bow-tie,
D
Is very sorry that he spoke,
G
For he's mislaid his punch-line,
DC
More than half- way through a very tasteless joke,
Am
The Fräulein caught him peeking down her gown,
C
He's yelling in her ear,
Am
And all at once the music stopped,
AA7
As he was intimately bellowing, "My dear...
DAGEm
...This is hell, this is hell, I am ...sorry to tell you,
DAGEm7
It never gets better or worse, (It never gets better or worse!)
DAGEm
But you'll get used to it, after a spell,
DACadd9
For heaven is hell in re - verse!
DmG
The shirt you wore with courage,
CEmF
And the violent nylon suit,
DmG
Reap - pear upon your back,
CF
And under - mine the polished line you try to shoot,
DmGC
It's not the torment of the flames,
EmFD
That finally seize your flesh cor - rupted,
G
It's the small humiliations that your memory piles up,
Em7D
(This is hell!) This is hell, (This is hell!) this is hell! (Hell!)
GD
'My favourite things' are playing a - gain, and again,
GD
But it's by Julie Andrews, and not by John Coltrane,
GD
Endless balmy breezes in perfect sunsets framed,
GDC
Vintage wine for breakfast, and naked starlets floating in Cham - pagne
AmCAm
You may think it looks fa - miliar,
Am7AA7
Though you may know it by another name...
DAGEm
...This is hell, this is hell, I am ...sorry to tell you,
DAGEm7
It never gets better or worse, (It never gets better or worse!)
DAGEm
But you'll get used to it, after a spell,
DACadd9D
For heaven is hell in re - verse, (This is hell!) This hell!