A                                  D              
Tapping time with one good finger
                                          E
I got this girlfriend and she's a swinger

We make plans and then
   C                          A
We head out to San Bernardino
                                D
We get gas at the local P & M
                                E
Buy a coke in a can made of tin
         C      
We drink fast because
      D                            A
We're headed out west to San Bernardino

                      D
And we shall miss Carolina
                        A
And the east coast as opposed to the west
                      D
But we won't shed any tears though
                           E    
Not even be sad because we know
                          C      A    
The western desert is the best

                                               D
I filled a bag with cigarettes and apple wine
                            
We'll hit the road again at 10 mintues to 9
            E
Me and this girl I think she's pregnant
          C             A          
And we're headed to San Bernardino

                     D
And then when we hit Texas
                             A
We'll stop in Amarillo for a bite to eat
                      D
We'll stop on over in Dallas 
                                 E
And visit my friend but we can't stay
                C
For more than a week

             A
I've got the south in my veins
                        
But California in my mouth 
    D
And that's the simple reason

Why I'm leaving the south
            E                 
Me and this girl and she's so foxy
          C                    A 
And we're heading to San Bernardino


That was close
                                      D    
We crossed the Tennesse state border
                                            
They would've locked us up by the sheriff's order
          E                      
Yes we're freaks, but they can't touch us
    C                 A
Out west in San Bernardino

                           D
And we shall miss Carolina
                         A
And the east coast as opposed to the west
                      D
But we won't shed any tears though
                           E
Not even be sad because we know
                          C    A
The western desert is the best

                                               D
I filled a bag with cigarettes and apple wine
                                             
We'll hit the road again at 10 mintues to 9
            E                             
Me and this girl and she's so foxy
          C                   A      
And we're headed to San Bernardino

(Break)

A D E C A
A
(Break)



A D E C A
    getting slower