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[Verse 1]
C
I play in a band
FC
We're the best in the land
G
We're big in both Chelsea and France
FCFC
I play one mean guitar and then score at the bar
FCG
There's a line of chicks waiting for their chance
CFC
So come on now honey, I'll make you feel pretty
G
These other gals mean nothing to me
FCFC
Let's finish these drinks and be gone for the night
FCAm
'Cause I'm more than a handfull you'll see
[Chorus]
FC
So kiss me, I'm shitfaced
FCGF
and i'm soaked and i'm soiled and brown in the trousers,
C
She kissed me!
GFC
And I only bought her one round
[Verse 2]
C
I can bench press a car
FC
I'm an ex football star
G
with degrees from both Harvard and Yale
FC
Girls just can't keep up
FC
I'm a really love machine
FCG
I've had far better sex while in jail
C
I designed the Sears tower
FC
I make two grand an hour
G
I cook the world's best duck flambe
FC
I'll take the pick of the litter
FC
And girls jockey for me
FCAm
I don't need these lines to get laid
[Chorus]
FC
So kiss me, I'm shitfaced
FCGF
and i'm soaked and i'm soiled and brown in the trousers,
C
She kissed me!
GFC
And I only bought her one round
C
I'm the man of the night
FC
A real ladies delight
G
See, my figure was chisled from stone
FCFC
One more for the gal then I'll escort her home
FCG
Come last call, I'm never alone
CFC
I own a house on the hill with a red water bed
G
It puts Hugh Heffnor's mansion to shame
FCFC
With girls by the pool and italian sports cars
FCAm
I'm just here in this dump for the game
[Chorus]
FC
So kiss me, I'm shitfaced
FCGF
and i'm soaked and i'm soiled and brown in the trousers,
C
She kissed me!
GFC
And I only bought her one round
[Chorus]
FC
So kiss me, I'm shitfaced
FCGF
and i'm soaked and i'm soiled and brown in the trousers,
C
She kissed me!
GFC
And I only bought her one round
[Verse 3]
Ahh, fuck it. Who am I shittin'?
C
I'm a pitiful sight
FC
And I ain't all that bright
G
I'm definitly not chisled from stone
FC
I'm a cheat and a liar
FC
No woman's desire
FGC
I'll probably die cold and alone
C
But just give me a chance
F
Cause deep down inside
G>
I swear I got a big heart of gold
C
I'm a monogamous man
F
No more one night stands
G>
Come on, honey, let me take you home
[Chorus]
FC
So kiss me, I'm shitfaced
FCGF
and i'm soaked and i'm soiled and brown in the trousers,
C
She kissed me!
GFC
And I only bought her one round
FC
So kiss me, I'm shitfaced
FCGF
and i'm soaked and i'm soiled and brown in the trousers,
C
She kissed me!
GFC
And I only bought her one round
FC
So kiss me, I'm shitfaced
FCGF
and i'm soaked and i'm soiled and brown in the trousers,
C
She kissed me!
GFC
And I only bought her one round
FC
So kiss me, I'm shitfaced
FCGF
and i'm soaked and i'm soiled and brown in the trousers,
C
She kissed me!
GFC
And I only bought her one round