Chords B C A D G E G# E|----------------------------------------------------------| B|----------------------------------------------------------| G|--4--5-----7-----9----------------------------------------| D|--4--5--7--7--5--9--6-------------------------------------| A|--2--3--7--5--5--7--6-------------------------------------| E|--------5-----3-----4-------------------------------------| Intro 2x E|------------------| B|------------------| G|--4/5-5-5-5-------| D|--4/5-5-5-5-| etc.--| A|--2/3-3-3-3-------| E|------------------| Verse A D G A Got up this morning to make some coffee Everything sucks today Prayed someone hired a hitman to me off Everything sucks today First Pre-Chorus 2x (2nd time palm mute the last chord) B G# E B E|-------------------------------------------| B|-------------------------------------------| G|--4-x-x-x-------------------------9-4-4-4--| D|--4-x-x-x---------6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-9-4-4-4--| A|--2-x-x-x-5-4-2---6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-7-2-2-2--| E|----------------4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4----------| B Got up on the wrong side of life this morning G# E B Nothin' today is gonna go my way B Horroscope told me lies this morning G# E B I don't think anything is gonna go be ok Chorus B C# Today B C# Everything sucks today B C# Everything sucks today B D Everything sucks today Verse 2 (same as first) Right girl didn't call and the wrong one's knockin' Everything sucks today Flat tire on my car so i guess i'm walkin' Everything sucks today 2nd Pre-chorus (same as first) B Taxman came and took my money G# E B Now all my other bills are gonna be late B My girlfriend's moving in this morning G# E B I don't think anything is gonna be ok Chorus Solo E|-----------------------------------ho| ld bend----------| B|-----------------------------------9b11-11r9-7-7---7--| G|-------------------------------------------------6----| D|------------7b9r7-5----------5------------------------| A|---------5----------5/7--------5-7--------------------| E|--5__--7----------------------------------------------| E|----------------------------10-----| B|-------12-10-----------9-10-12b14--| G|--9-12-------12-10--10-------------| D|-----------------------------------| A|-----------------------------------| E|-----------------------------------|