F# A# F# D# F# C# A# F# A [Verse] D# Into corduroys or jeans F# Chinos or capris C# Sweater vest, no sleeves A#m Oxford underneath D#m F#m gonna make you want me C# G# C'mon and dress me F F# I'll be your mannequin C# G# Make me attractive Fm So sexy and thin F# C# Fm I will stand still, pose me F# In any position C#m C# And when the people pass by the window C#m I'll be adored by them I WILL... [Instrumental] F# A# F# F# A# F# F#m [Verse] C# A# I want to be one F# A Of the boys from the catalogues C#m A That you flip through F# G# You'll point and say, "he's the one" F# And you waste no time deciding You grab the credit card and G# F# Call, start ordering But what's new for fall by spring means nothing [Verse] C# G# I want to undress you Fm F# In your walk-in closet C# G# After you try on F F# One of your new outfits C# D# F I know that six months later F# You won't be caught dead in it C# But for that moment, you're there C#m With your shape hanging everywhere C#m C# And it looks perfect, oh just perfect [Instrumental] A#m F# A C# A# F# A C# A# F# A [Outro] F# A# F# I don't think she likes me, not with this new haircut F# A# F# I don't think she likes me, I shouldn't eat so much