A
Pathetic little fat man

F
No one's bloody laughing

G
The clown that no one laughs at

E
They all just wish he'd die


[Verse 2]

A
He's so depressed at being hated

F
Fatso takes his own life

G   
He'd blow his stupid brains out

E
But the twat would probably miss


[Verse 3]

A                      F
He sold his soul for a shot at fame

G                            E
Catchphrase and wigs and the jokes are lame

A                  F
He's got no style, he's got no grace

G                             E
He's banal and facile, he's a fat waste of space


[Chorus/Outro]

A                 F      G         E
See his pug-nosed face - Pug, pug, pug, pug

A                 F      G         E
See his pug-nosed face - Pug, pug, pug, pug

A                 F      G         E
See his pug-nosed face - Pug, pug, pug, pug

A                           F               G         E
The little fat man with the pug-nosed face- Pug, pug, pug, pug

A               F                G         E
Little fat man, pug-nosed face - Pug, pug, pug, pug

A                           F                G         E
He's a little fat man with a pug-nosed face - Pug, pug, pug, pug