E -  022100
G -  320033
D -  xx0232
G# - 466544
B -  x24442
C -  x32010
D# - x68886
C# - x46664


[Intro]
A E G A D E G# B  x2

then
A A A G G#  x2


[Verse 1]
A            A         A    G G
  I'd really rather be alone
A            A               A  G G
  I'd really rather be on my own
D              D                  D   C C
  What part of No don't you understand
A                A            A   G G
  Won't you just let go of my hand
E     D#        D        C#       G#   A G# A G# A G# A
Maybe it's just time you knew the truth


[Verse 2]
A                 A          A      G G
  Don't think I'm coming off as rude
A          A             A   G G
  I really like this solitude
D         D           D        C C
  My company suits me just fine
A           A                A     G G
  In fact I think it's quite divine
E     D#        D        C#       G#   A G# A G# A G# A
Maybe it's just time you knew the truth


[Chorus 1]
A   E G A D   E           G# B   A   E G A
Hey!       I love to hear myself talk
D E          G#  B    A   E   G A D
  I'm my own favorite audience
      E                G#     B A   E
Cause I'm the funniest person I know
   G        A      D          E    G# B
If you were me I'm sure you'd agree


[Verse 3]
A            A               A    G G
  I know you claim I'm being vague
A            A                 A  G G
  But I'm afraid it's not that way
D              D               D   C C
  You can come over don't stay long
A              A                  A   G G
  Call me next week cause I'll be gone
E     D#        D        C#       G#   A G# A G# A G# A
Maybe it's just time you knew the truth


[Chorus 2]
A   E G A D   E           G# B   A   E G A
Hey!       I love to hear myself talk
D E          G#  B    A   E   G A D
  I'm my own favorite audience
      E                G#     B A   E
Cause I'm the funniest person I know
   G        A      D          E    G# B
If you were me I'm sure you'd agree


[Instrumental] Bass Solo
D D D

then
C C C C


[Guitar Solo]
A E G A D E G# B  x4


[Verse 4]
A              A          A   G G
  I'm building up my barricade
A            A              A   G G
  I'd rather if you don't invade
D             D            D     C C
  I'm sick of all this obligation
A               A
  Do you really need more
     A     G G E     D#
explanation    Maybe this time
D        C#      G#  A   G# A G# A G# A
you will finally see that


[Chorus 3]
A   E G A D   E           G# B   A   E G A
Hey!       I love to hear myself talk
D E          G#  B    A   E   G A D
  I'm my own favorite audience
      E                G#     B A   E
Cause I'm the funniest person I know
   G        A      D          E    G# B
If you were me I'm sure you'd agree


[Outro]
A E G A D E G# B  x4
A