E|-----|CEAm
I'm so childish, a little bit wildish
F G C -> G
With my rumdiddlyumdiddlyumdiddly, I'm so deep
CEAm
Well I'm so garish, a little unfairish
FFG
The way I pick you up, and drop you in a heap
CEAm
I'm so unfaithful, in fact I'm a plateful
AADmDm7
I won't kiss her, but I'll stare her up all night
FFmCE
I'm a stormy little singer, an unstable little swinger
F G C -> G
If you're coming, come prepared for a fight
CEAm
Well I'm so childish, a little bit wildish
F G C -> G
With my rumdiddlyumdiddlyumdiddly, I'm so fucking deep
CEAm
Well I'm so uncaring, do far too much fuckin' swearing
FFG
And if you read through my behaviour, you'll find I'm a creep
CEAm
I'll play a stormer, yet in the corner
AADmDm7
I'll be grumpy on my own, like I don't care
FFmCE
I'm a stormy little singer, an unstable little swinger
F G C -> G
With a big rip, in the arsehole of my flares
CEAm
Well I'm so childish, a little bit wildish
F G C -> G
With my rumdiddlyumdiddlyumdiddly, I'm so mad
CEAm
I'm so truthful, a little bit bruteful
FG
But in sooth I know not, why I am so sad
CEAm
I try my bestest, well as far the restest
AADmDm7
Well it's just stuff that comes out wrong, and gets misunderstood
FFmCE
I'm a dandy little dreamer, a doctored misdemeanour
FG
A didactic destiny schemer, bare with me if you would (horns please)
[...] damien "playing" the horns, repeat verse [...]
(end strumming)
FFmC
Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh aaaaahhhhhhhhhh aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh