Verse:
E|--------------------------------------------|
B|--------------------------------------------|
G|-1---3---------------------1---3---0h2p0----|
D|--------2---0-------------------------------|
A|---------------3--0-------------------------|
E|---------------------4----------------------| repeat
Ding dong                                     over
How long is your Scholng?                     words
ding dong
it's four inches long.


Chorus:
C
Hay man
G          A
how do you please girls?
D           C
I look down and see
G          A
your balls are like pearls.

Verse:
I know this song is real crewl
and it's not cool to to make
fun of your family jewels