E   G#  A   C   B   Am  F#
E|----------------------------|
B|----------------------------|
G|-0---4---5---8---7---4---2--|
D|-0---4---5---8---7---5---2--|
A|-0---4---5---8---7---5---2--|
E|-0---4---5---8---7---5---2--|

Note: this tab is a mix between muted strums and the snare drum bit in the background

Key:
‾‾‾‾
℥   ¼ rest
7.  Dotted ⅛ rest
└┘  2 ⅛ notes
│   ¼ note
╘╛  2 ⅟₁₆ notes
*   Strum once


[Intro]

Rake the lowest 4 strings throughout the intro

    E             G#             A
E|---------x-------------x----|---------x----------|
B|---------x-------------x----|---------x----------|
G|-------0-x-----------4-x----|-------5-x----------|
D|-----0---x---------4---x----|-----5---x----------|
A|---0-----x-------4-----x----|---5-----x----------|
E|-0-------x-----4-------x----|-5-------x----------|
    ╘═╧═╧═╛ ╘  7. ╘═╧═╧═╛ ╘  7.  ╘═╧═╧═╛ ╘  7. ℥  ℥
                                                 (Ha!)
(spoken)
                E           G#                A
Okay, this is me basically just fucking up the, the entire key...
N.C.
Ha!
  

[Verse 1]
    E             G#             A
E|---------x-------------x----|---------x-----x--x-x--x-----|
B|---------x-------------x----|---------x-----x--x-x--x-----|
G|-------0-x-----------4-x----|-------5-x-----x--x-x--x-----|
D|-----0---x---------4---x----|-----5---x-----x--x-x--x-----|
A|---0-----x-------4-----x----|---5-----x-----x--x-x--x-----|
E|-0-------x-----4-------x----|-5-------x-----x--x-x--x-----|
    ╘═╧═╧═╛ ╘ 7.  ╘═╧═╧═╛ ╘ 7.   ╘═╧═╧═╛ ╘ 7.  └──╘═╛──┘ 7.
    a 1 e + a 2e+ a 3 e + a 4e+  a 1 e + a 2e+ a3 e +  a 4e+

(sung)
E                G#              A
I'm here stuck alone and feeling miserable
E             G#               A
Staring at my phone, I'm bored as hell
E             G#                 A
Try to feel okay but that shit's difficult
      E                 G#           A
And I wanna be anyone I wanna be anyone else


[Verse 2] (Same picking as above)
E               G#                    A
I don't think I have just what you're looking for
    E              G#          A
And sadly I don't think that I can change
    E            G#               A
But if I could I would just so you'd want me more


[Pre-chorus] (Same picking as above)
      E                     G#
And I wanna see you and I'd really like to
    A
But I don't even like myself


[Chorus]
           E     G#                  A
I wanna be happy, it should be easy
              C       B
Just like the girl on TV
E           G#
Laughing at anything but me
A                Am
  God damn, I'm a freak
           E                    F#
Yeah and I wanna see you and I'd really like to
    A
But I don't even like myself
           E      G#
I wanna be happy, easy breezy,
A               Am         E G# A
  just like the girl on TV
                E G# A
The girl on TV


[Verse 3]
    E           G#          A
E|---------x-----------x-----------x---x-x-x-x-|
B|---------x-----------x-----------x---x-x-x-x-|
G|-------0-x---------4-x---------5-x---x-x-x-x-|
D|-----0---x-------4---x-------5---x---x-x-x-x-|
A|---0-----x-----4-----x-----5-----x---x-x-x-x-|
E|-0-------x---4-------x---5-------x---x-x-x-x-|
    ╘═╧═╧═╧═╧═╛ ╘═╧═╧═╧═╧═╛ ╘═╧═╧═╧═╧═╛ └─╧═╧─┘
         6           6           6         6

E           G#                  A
Maybe I was born with something wrong with me
E              G#              A
Made without a heart and social skills
E                G#               A
Lately something strange is going on with me


[Pre-chorus] (Same picking as above)
      E                     F#
Cuz I wanna see you and I'd really like to
    A
But I don't even like myself


[Chorus]
           E     G#                  A
I wanna be happy, it should be easy
              C       B
Just like the girl on TV
E           G#               A
Laughing at anything but me
                Am
God damn, I'm a freak
           E                    F#
Yeah and I wanna see you and I'd really like to
    A
But I don't even like myself
           E      G#
I wanna be happy, easy breezy,
A               Am         E G# A
  just like the girl on TV
                E G# A
The girl on TV


[Bridge]
A
(oooh-ooh-oooooooh)
E                G#
  God damn she's a star (ayy)
A
  Look at that car (ooohh)
E              G#
  Look at that face (ayy)
A
  Bet it gets her real far (oohh)
E                  G#
  God damn she's a stunner (ayy)
A
  Like the eighth world wonder (oohh)
E                  G#
  God damn she's a star
A*
  I wanna be like her..


[Chorus] (Quiet)
           E           G#           A
I wanna be happy, it should be easy

Just like the girl on TV
E               G#
Laughing at anything but me
A*                N.C.
  God damn, I'm a freak

(Loud)
           E                     F#
Yeah and I wanna see you and I'd really like to
    A                  Am
But I don't even like myself
           E      G#
I wanna be happy, easy breezy,
A              Am           E G# A
  just like the girl on TV
               E G# A
The girl on TV


[Outro]
               E G# A
The girl on TV
               E G# A
The girl on TV