D
You think you're something else, but you can't hide

That there's more to you than meets the eye
Em
Between the local brews and coffee shops and vinyl records
G
This wagon hopping is quite the endeavor
D
Long ago I stood right by

While you swung your arms from side to side
Em
I guess those trips we took to Warped Tour never really happened
G
You still owe me $40 for tickets

[Verse 2]
D
Flash back, 2006

A Linkin Park hoodie with some checkered kicks
Em
Posting on your MySpace dissing your haters
G
Blasting Papa Roach from your Motorola Razr
Bm               Em               G
A tough day of middle school has got you feeling down
Bm                     D        G
Yet you're the coolest kid in town

[Chorus]
Bm          Em
I remember, we all remember
G
You've had that same smug look since December
Bm          D             G
Indirectly braggadocios

You really thought we wouldn't notice?
Bm       Em    G                            Bm
  A phase is a phase, but you're stuck in a maze
               G
How long until the next one?

[Verse 3]
D
You learned about Hot Topic in 2008

Long neon hair, all the sudden real straight
Em
Playing breakdowns at the high school talent show
G
Nobody really gets it, itâs kind of embarrassing
D
Before you know it you start claiming edge

Double Xs are pretty hardcore I guess
Em
You break a girl's teeth, crowd-killing every week
G
I don't really get how you havenât gotten sued yet

[Spoken Interlude]
Bm                 Em
It's 2013 now and we're back to pop punk for some reason
G
You're also quite the social justice warrior
Bm                             D
Even though you called people "faggot" pretty regularly that previous summer
Em                                     A
But good on you, progress is progress, I won't judge

[Chorus]
Bm          Em
I remember, we all remember
G
You've had that same smug look since December
Bm         D
Indirectly braggadocios
G
You really thought we wouldnât notice?
Bm       Em    G                            Bm
  A phase is a phase, but you're stuck in a maze
               G
How long until the next one?

[Spoken Interlude]
D
I'm also pretty sure there was an EDM phase
G
Somewhere along the way
Bm
It was like four straight weeks of just EDM music (Music music?)
A
He also starting vaping, which was kind of weird, out of character

(You said music twice)

[Outro]x2
       D
What's next on the list?

It can't be that much better
         G
Than a creepy-ass mustache and a DIY sweater
    Bm
If this is the life that the want, then so be it
         A
I'll be waiting here next year admiring the spirit