A      D         E       A
Where, where the hell is Bill? 
A      D         E       A
Where, where the hell is Bill? 
A      D         E       A
Where, where the hell is Bill? 
A      D         E       A
Where, where the hell is Bill? 

[Verse 1]
A             D             E        A
Well maybe he went to get a sideways haircut
A        D             E       A
Maybe he went to get a striped shirt
A        D                E       A
Maybe he went to get some plastic shoes
A        D                E     A
Maybe he went to get some funny sunglasses

[Chorus]
A      D         E       A
Where, where the hell is Bill? 
A      D         E       A
Where, where the hell is Bill? 
A      D         E       A
Where, where the hell is Bill? 
A      D         E       A
Where, where the hell is Bill? 

[Verse 2]
Well maybe he went to get an Air Force parka
Maybe he went to get a Vespa scooter
Maybe he went to get a British Flag
Maybe he went to go Mod Ska dancing

[Chorus]
A      D         E       A
Where, where the hell is Bill? 
A      D         E       A
Where, where the hell is Bill? 
A      D         E       A
Where, where the hell is Bill? 
A      D         E       A
Where, where the hell is Bill? 

[Verse 3]
Well maybe he went to get a mohawk
And maybe he went to get some gnarly thrash boots
Maybe he went to go ride his skateboard
Maybe he went to see the Circle Jerks

[Chorus]
A      D         E       A
Where, where the hell is Bill? 
A      D         E       A
Where, where the hell is Bill? 
A      D         E       A
Where, where the hell is Bill? 
A      D         E       A
Where, where the hell is Bill?