G Well I fumbled for a pencil Am And my I'm so sorry pad C G And I wrote until I sprained my stupid brain G Am Well you know that there's a reason I made this up so fast C I though I'd never get a chance to say [Pre-Chorus] G D/F# Em E Am What's on my mind, I'm never kind C D When my vocabulary's secondary to a bottle of wine [Chorus] C D But I promise I can love you G Em Just like a man C D And I promise I can hold you Like nobody can [Interlude] G D/F# Em - D - C - D [Verse] G Am I never knew the difference between bullshit and sincere C G As long as it sounded good While coming out G And I can't blame it on my father Am He gave me my 1st beer C And he held my head back as I puked it out G D/F# Em E Am What was I saying, there I go playing C The game I know so well D Talking about myself when it should be you [Chorus] C D But I promise I can love you G Just like a man C D And I promise I can hold you G Like nobody can