[Guitar 1 tab]
E|-7-10-7--------------------------------|
B|--------10-7-10-7----------------------|
G|------------------10-7-----------------|
D|-----------------------10-7------------|
A|----------------------------10-7-------|
E|---------------------------------10-7--|

[Guitar 2 tab]
E|-7-10-7--------------------------------|
B|--------10-7-10-7----------------------|
G|------------------10-7-----------------|
D|-----------------------10-7------------|
A|----------------------------10-----6-7-|
E|-------------------------------7-9-----|

[Guitar 1 Chords]
The D Chord is on the B string tenth fret 
The A Chord is on the A string tenth fret 

[Guitar 2 Chords]
The B Chord is on the E string tenth fret 
The D Chord is on the G string tenth fret 
The A Chord is on the A string tenth fret 


[Intro]
B E B
    Smokey Joe's Cafe
B E B                F#
    Smokey Joe's Cafe


[Verse]
    B
One day while I was eating down at Smokey Joe's Cafe

A-sitting there reading down at Smokey Joe's Cafe
  E
A chicken walked in through the door

That I had never seen before
   B
At least I never saw her down at Smokey Joe's Cafe
    F#          F# F E                               D A
And it scared me when she sat right down next to me [Guitar 1]
    B
Her knees were almost touching mine at Smokey Joe's Cafe

A chill was running down my spine at Smokey Joe's Cafe
  E
I could smell her sweet perfume

She smiled and made my heart go boom
    B
And everybody in the room at Smokey Joe's Cafe
     F#            F# F E                                C# B D A
They said, "Be careful - that chick belongs to Smokey Joe" [Guitar 2]
    E
And from behind the counter - I saw a man

A chef's hat on his head and a knife in his hand

He grabbed me by the collar and began to shout
     B7
"You better eat up all your beans, boy and clear right on out!"
F#      B
Well, I know I'll never eat again at Smokey Joe's Cafe

And so I'll never see again at Smokey Joe's Cafe
    E
I'd rather eat my chilli beans at Jim's or Jack's or John's or Gene's
     B
Than take my chances eating down at Smokey Joe's Cafe
  F#            F# F E
I risked my life when that Smokey Joe's a crazy fool


[Outro]
B E B                F#
    Smokey Joe's Cafe
B E B                F#
    Smokey Joe's Cafe
B E B
    Smokey Joe's Cafe