Fm                             Ab
Wrapped herself around him like a tourniquet
   Fm                              Ab                E
Cold October nights she'd wear his leather jacket
                                  Ab
Ahhh, now she's scared of taking a piss
 Bbdim                     C
Can't be sure she's positive
Fm                                Ab
Made her an appointment, she was two months late
    Fm                                      Ab
The car they borrowed broke down 'fore they got out of state
E                              Ab
Towed back into town, what a drag
Gdim                Bbdim        C
She's feeling sick, he's feeling bad


[Pre-Chorus]
Fm                  Cm
Such is the miracle of life
Bbm                         Ab         Eb
The essence of family is to sacrifice
Fm                       Cm
We could be donе with it tonight
Bbm                               Eb
The neighborhood doctor says it's sanitized


[Chorus]
Ab  Cm          Fm        Cm
Lay down on thе hard cold ground
Bbm                        Ab     Eb
Crying's such a soothing sound
  Ab Cm          Fm        Cm
Get cured with a coat hanger
Bbm                     Eb
Girl, you're in America now


[Verse 2]
Fm                            C           Cm
Woke up in the morning in her cousin's bed
Fm                                  Ab
Something don't look right, septic, infected and red
    E                        Ab
Hot forehead like a frying pan
     Bbm                    C
From fever dreams of sweaty men


[Chorus]
 Ab Cm          Fm        Cm
Lay down on the hard cold ground
Bbm                        Ab      Eb
Crying's such a soothing sound
  Ab Cm          Fm        Cm
Get cured with a coat hanger
Bbm                      Eb   C
Girl, you're in America now


[Instrumental]

Fm Cm Bbm Ab
Fm  Cm Bbm Eb

[Pre-Chorus]
Fm                  Cm
Such is the miracle of life
Bbm                       Ab       Eb
The essence of love is to sacrifice
Fm                        Cm
We could be done with it tonight
   Bbm                             Eb
The neighborhood doctor says it's sanitized


[Chorus]
 Ab Cm          Fm        Cm
Lay down on the hard cold ground
Bbm                        Ab      Eb
Crying's such a soothing sound
  Ab Cm          Fm        Cm
Get cured with a coat hanger
Bbm                      Eb   C
Girl, you're in America now


[Outro]
Fm
Expired on a Sunday
       Ab
She was young and blonde
Fm
Went right up to heaven
           Ab
We're all children of god