Ab7: 464344
Gbm6/Ab: xx1222
Db/F: xx3121
Ab: 466544
Gb: 244322
Eb: x65343
Abm7: 464444
Db: x43121

[Intro] 
Ab7 Gbm6/Ab Ab7 Gbm6/Ab 

[Verse 1]
Ab7                   Gbm6/Ab
How to stay paralyzed by fear of abandonment
Ab7                     Gbm6/Ab
How to defer to men in solveable predicaments
Ab7                       Gbm6/Ab
How to control someone to be a carbon copy of you
Ab7                           Gbm6/Ab
How to have that not work and have them run away from you

Ab7                                   Gbm6/Ab
How to keep people at arms length and never get too close
Ab7                          Gbm6/Ab
How to mistrust the ones who supposedly love the most
Ab7                            Gbm6/Ab
How to pretend you're fine and don't need help from anyone
Ab7                                 Gbm6/Ab
How to feel worthless unless you're serving or helping someone

[Chorus]
                   Ab             Gb
I'll teach you all this in 8 easy steps
                Db/F                E
A course of a lifetime you'll never forget
                  Ab             Gb
I'll show you how to in 8 easy steps
                  Db/F               E                      Ab
I'll show you how leaderships looks when taught by the best

[Verse 2]
Ab7                   Gbm6/Ab
How to hate women when you're supposed to be a feminist
Ab7                   Gbm6/Ab
How to play all pious when you're really a hypocrite
Ab7                   Gbm6/Ab
How to hate god when you're a prayer and a spiritualist
Ab7                   Gbm6/Ab
How to sabotage your fantasies by fears of success

[Chorus]
                   Ab             Gb
I'll teach you all this in 8 easy steps
                Db/F                E
A course of a lifetime you'll never forget
                  Ab             Gb
I'll show you how to in 8 easy steps
                  Db/F               E                      Ab  Eb
I'll show you how leaderships looks when taught by the best

[Bridge]
          Db                 Abm
I've been doing research for years
Eb              Db       Abm7
I've been practicing my ass off
Eb                 Db                     Abm7
I've been training my whole life for this moment I swear to you
            Eb                  Db                Abm7
Culminating just to be this well-versed leader before you

[Chorus]
                   Ab             Gb
I'll teach you all this in 8 easy steps
                Db/F                E
A course of a lifetime you'll never forget
                  Ab             Gb
I'll show you how to in 8 easy steps
                  Db/F               E                      Ab
I'll show you how leaderships looks when taught by the best

[Verse 3]
Ab7                   Gbm6/Ab
How to lie to yourself and thereby to everyone else
Ab7                   Gbm6/Ab
How to keep smiling when you're thinking of killing yourself
Ab7                   Gbm6/Ab
How to numb a la holic to avoid going within
Ab7                   Gbm6/Ab
How to stay stuck in blue by blaming them for everything

[Chorus]
                   Ab             Gb
I'll teach you all this in 8 easy steps
                Db/F                E
A course of a lifetime you'll never forget
                  Ab             Gb
I'll show you how to in 8 easy steps
                  Db/F               E                      
I'll show you how leaderships looks when taught by the best