album version - WHATEVER
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[INTRO]
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[VERSE 1]
Am
I won't tell you how it is, she won't tell you how it goes
Am
I will bring you up to tears, she won't hit you with the blows
Am
Life is better now this way, truth by night, life by the day
GF
Hello modern superman, I got millions of your fans
Am
No one tells me how to live, I got places now to be
Am
Secret service of a man, take no prisoners you see
Am
Jumping straight right into crowds, telling people how to be
GF
Holding nothing little back from the big black cherry tree
GFG
Yeah hey, yeah ohh, yeah hey
[CHORUS]
AmGFE
Friends all call me negative
AmGFE
Maybe I'm a pessimist
AmGFE
'Cause of you I'm always late
FG
Gonna miss my nail appointment
AmGFE
Daddy called me Nancy boy
AmGFE
Never let me play with toys
AmGFE
'Cause of him I'm always late
FAm
Gonna miss my hair appointment
[VERSE 2]
Am
She will tell you where to go, looking straight right through the lie
Am
She will fall into the trap, taking shots with all the guys
Am
Screaming hard, her tongue it stings, waiting for her phone to ring
GF
Positive all days are ruined, stealing tracks to weave and glue-in
Am
Everyone around her sucks, table top for just two bucks
Am
Washing through the ugly stains, wishing that her trick would stay
Am
Falling into all the crowds, hearing everything they say
GF
Zipping up, her mouth is shut, feeling like the end of days
GFG
Yeah yeah, yeah hey, yeah hey
[CHORUS]
AmGFE
Friends all call me negative
AmGFE
Maybe I'm a pessimist
AmGFE
'Cause of you I'm always late
FG
Gonna miss my nail appointment
AmGFE
Daddy called me Nancy boy
AmGFE
Never let me play with toys
AmGFE
'Cause of him I'm always late
FAm
Gonna miss my hair appointment
[BRIDGE]
AmGGE
Everything's because of you
AmGE
Thanks I'm late because
AmGGE
All my problems came from you
AmGE
Thanks I'm late because
AmGGE
My hair's shit because of you
AmGE
Thanks I'm late because
AmGGE
My nail's shit because of you
AmGE
Thanks I'm late because
[INSTRUMENTAL]
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Yeah yeah, yeah hey, yeah
[CHORUS]
AmGFE
Friends all call me negative
AmGFE
Maybe I'm a pessimist
AmGFE
'Cause of you I'm always late
FG
Gonna miss my nail appointment
AmGFE
Daddy called me Nancy boy
AmGFE
Never let me play with toys
AmGFE
'Cause of him I'm always late
AmGFE
Gonna miss my hair appointment
AmGFC
Gonna miss my hair appointment