intro: C G F x4

     C                        G    F
well I'm the kind of guy who can't stand a holiday
     C                    G     F    G
so I drink 'em all away. That's me!
    F                   Cmaj7       F               Cmaj7   
oh, I don't decorate no trees, and I wont eat no potato latkes.
    F                         Cmaj7     Am
But I'll give this old lady's melons a squeeze,
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That's just who I am.

C G F C
G          C                        G     F
Well, I'll never spin a dreidel but I'll always throw an egg
     C                           G    F      G
Then I'll Charlie horse your leg for laughs
F                         Cmaj7
While you're singing your holiday tune
    F               Cmaj7
I'm acting like the town buffoon
          F                  Cmaj7 Am
Whippin' out my big , white, scary moon
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And blowin' a beef your way
       C                         G   F
I hate folks who think reindeer are cute
   C                          G  F
To me they're just something to shoot
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I hate love, I hate you, I hate me
             F
Well, I'm a snowmobile stealin'
    G                        C           Am
No "tis the season" feeling kind of guy (kind of guy)
F                             G
This time of year sucks so I take my numb-chucks
    Am               G       F
And make sure every snowman dies
C                     G   F
Believin' in Santa's all wrong
    C                        G   F
And Chanukah's eight nights too long 
       C            F       G    F  G
I hate love, I hate you, I hate me
       C             F      G    C
I hate love, I hate you, I hate me