D       A           Bm                   G
I’m not lying, but I might be wrong The old man had all he could want
D               A             F#7  Bm    A          G
Asleep in his chair cigar almost gone In the other room
D        A                   Bm                   G
Holy shit, those holy shirts Perfect fit as the holes all got worse
D          A             F#7  Bm    A          G
He burned through the cotton like he burned through vermouth, in the other room

[Interlude]
D A F#7 Bm A G D A Bm G

[Verse 2]
D      A     Bm         G
I’m not lying but I might be wrong Even His dog was addicted to smoke
D           A         F#7  Bm    A          G
Somehow they both got a smokers cough in the other room
D     A           Bm        G
Lost some teeth but kept their bite In times of peace they’d always pick fights
D       A                     F#7  Bm    A          G
When company came they’d both go and hide in the other room
Bm                           F#7             D                         E
If he left his cave it better be worth it If he said come in then you certainly earned it

[Chorus]
G             D/F#          Em   G        A7   D
There’s nothing I’d rather do than to just be with him in the other room

[Interlude]
D A F#7 Bm A G D A Bm G

[Verse 3]
D       A                        Bm                   G
The tennis balls they used to play catch went on his walk or so the floors wouldn’t scratch
D         A      F#7  Bm    A          G
If you listen close you could hear his feet track in the other room
D    A                 Bm                   G
Not quite drunk on Philadelphia rye only wanted a hug from his wife
D        A                     F#7  Bm    A          G
So he calls her name and  he can’t remember why in the other room
Bm          F#7             D                                         E
But she’d still be there and it was all worth it a kiss on the face and together they’re perfect

[Chorus]
G   D/F#      Em   G       A7                         D
There’s nothing I’d rather do then to just be with them in the other room

[Verse 4]
D          A                           Bm                   G
I’m not lying but I might be wrong The mutt started wheezing a little too much
D       A           F#7  Bm    A          G
The vet told my grandma his time's almost up in the other room
D      A         Bm                   G
Grandpa asked where’s the dog is it asleep or just out for a walk
D     A       F#7  Bm    A          G
She don’t want to tell him it’s already gone but he’ll see her soon in the other room
Bm       F#7         D                                               E
Cuz when he left his cave it all was worth it  Heaven said come in you’ve certainly earned it

[Chorus]
G D/F# Em G A7  D
There’s nothing I’d rather do than to just be with him in the other room