G                 A
Bet my money on a stupid horse, I lost that
D                   Bm
So I ran out to the track to get my cash back
G                       A
I just gotta leave this place with a big bag
D                      Bm
So I found the fuckin' jockey and I grabbed that (Pick it up!)
G                      A                               D
Pushed him down to the ground and I punched him in his face (In his face!)
        Bm                                   G
Yeah, I stole his phone, that put him in his place (In his place!)
           A                        D
Me and the horse, we ran out of the place (The place!)
        Bm                         G
Then we took my Porsche back to my place


[Chorus]
       A                             D
Stupid horse, I just fell out of the Porsche
         Bm                        G
Lost the money in my bank account, oh no
       A                             D
Stupid horse, I just fell out of the Porsche
         Bm                        G
Lost the money in my bank account, oh no
       A                             D
Stupid horse, I just fell out of the Porsche
         Bm                        G
Lost the money in my bank account, oh no
       A                             D
Stupid horse, I just fell out of the Porsche
         Bm
Lost the money in my bank account

E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|---------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|------5-5-3-3-5-5------8-8-6-6--------13-13-12-12-13-13-------13-13-15-15-13-13--| x2
A|---------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|--4-4--------------6-6----------11-11-------------------11-11--------------------|

[Bridge]
G                  A
Stupid horse and a swordfish dancer (Pick it up)
D                 Bm
Bet my money on a fishnet carousel
G               A
Go, go, go, go, go so fast now
D               Bm
Go, go, go, go, go so fast now
G             A
Racing horses at the derby
D              Bm
Why am I never getting lucky?
G            A
I never have any money
D           Bm
I never win any money


[Chorus]
G      A                             D
Stupid horse, I just fell out of the Porsche
         Bm                        G
Lost the money in my bank account, oh no
       A                             D
Stupid horse, I just fell out of the Porsche
         Bm                        G
Lost the money in my bank account, oh no
       A                             D
Stupid horse, I just fell out of the Porsche (Oh shit)
         Bm                        G
Lost the money in my bank account, oh no (Oh no)
       A                             D
Stupid horse, I just fell out of the Porsche (Of the Porsche)
         Bm                        G
Lost the money in my bank account, oh no (Oh no)
       A                             D
Stupid horse, I just fell out of the Porsche (Of the Porsche)
         Bm                        G
Lost the money in my bank account, oh no (Oh no)
       A                             D
Stupid horse, I just fell out of the Porsche (Of the Porsche)
         Bm
Lost the money in my bank account